7 Reasons why school holidays SUCK.

1. More shitty little brats surfing on MY waves

2. More people visit the Gold Coast = More work for me at the Bottleshop = Me having to actually work for my pay (not good)

3. Little 16 and 17 year olds trying to buy alcohol

5. Parents on holidays with their kids working out at my gym, with their 40 year old flabby guts,taking the leg machine for FUCKING EVER.

6. Less bandwith for me to download Rocco porn off the net.

7. Little fags on game servers being general fuckheads and anooying little shits.

Thankyou.