So I've come into work early to bless my company with my morning breath, and thought, hey, with this extra time I should make a news post here.

As most of the people concerned know, the Bus-o-Love from Melbourne will not stop all stations. Infact, it won't even depart the first station. Amongs news that a previous hirer has SMASHED the bus we're supposed to take, turns out that when they found me a replacement, we didn't have the people to go anyway. So yeah...that was fucked.

Now we're trying to get transport up for the remaining hardc0re ppl and we even looked at hiring an Audi A4!!! Turns out you need to be over 30 to hire one....pfft...sif geeky hooligans....I just wanted it for the 18 cupholders.

Anyway, the BMW Z3 is also booked out (not that we even got to asking how MUCH it was to hire)....point is some clown has hired it and a suit to pick up chicks on the TFL2 weekend. We were actually gonna use it as legitimate transport...and say stuff like "BOND....Lev Bond" a lot...*shrugs*

So yeah....now we're probably gonna choof up in a Ford Station Wagon....OMG.....the LUXURY! Bonus is, it apparently comes with a set of screaming kids, surplus camping gear and an array of inflatable pool toys (no need to mention this will STILL come in handy).

Anywho...gotta cash in on being at work early and hang around the front door with my "clipboard".

See yas at TFL2....