Well, I'll make it short (just like you teenys sexual exploits). Me (Boy of Fat), Mad Mike and Sandz, all of Clan PnP fame, with XF sidekick Sinister, went out to strip joints on the Gold Coast. Needless to say, we saw lots of tits, alot of bald pussy, and had a great time. I payed for a lap dance for my mate Sandz, he got his face rubbed full of blonde tits. These were't any ordinary tits, they belonded to Penthouse Pet for March 2000. Just in case you guys missed out on that issue (or your dad has stuck the pages together already), here she IS.

Full story when I get some time, and could be fucked. And remember, clan PnP is the ONLY clan dedicated to getting pussy. So all you elite geek fags out there, keep strutting your stuff in your cool LINUX shirts, get fucked we don't want you in clan PnP.

Fat Boy (The PORN MASTA)