Here... for your viewing pleaseure. Some funnies from our super secret channel that doesn't exist.

Allow me first to introduce you to the cast....

-Kar- Kariya is a 20 year old manwhore from the state of South Australia. Kar likes to program linux with his faggety FV buddies. Kar is a virgin although he pretends he isn't.

-Sandz- Needs no introduction. He is certainly not a virgin. Likes young girls, and adding to his cherry collection. Has perhaps the weirdest "relationship" with a girl named Crystal.

-Raver- aka Beer. Last but not least, the raver boy, the man who is going to take the Bukkake world by storm this year with his own 50 shot production! He is cunninly placing himself, to take Crystal from Sandz, and Kerry from FatBoy, to make his own dirty dirty pornos....

Onto the story.....

Its another quiet Thursday in PnP land. Young Sandz has returned from a date with his "girlfriend" Crystal......

Scene 1.

(raver): so sandz
(raver): did you fuck her?
(sandz): no
(raver): :(
(Kar): sandz ffs
(sandz): unless i wanted her fat friend and her anorexic friend at the same time
(sandz): i cant see that happening
(Kar): meh
(Kar): never say no to a fat friend :/
(raver): chicks always have ugly friends
(raver): to make them look better
(Kar): raver: i think its so that they can take the unforunate friends of someone wanting to score their goodlooking mate

Scene 2.

(@Kar): speaking of head cases had coffee with my bosses daughter yesty ended up talking with her for 3 hours
(Kar): i think i might need help
(raver): is shes hot?
(sandz): is she over 12? :P
(Kar): very hot
(raver): did you fuck?
(raver): :)
(sandz): RAVER
(raver): haha
(Kar): the problem is shes russian
(sandz): SEX ISNT ALL THERE IS TO RELATIONSHIPS YOU SLUT :)
(Kar): and kinda psyco
(raver): BUT IM STILL A VIRGIN IM JUST CURIOUS

-- Insert Directors note -- The line above is not true, it is a blatent LIE. Sif virgin. Sif virgin.

Scene 3.

(Kar): at the same time i look on her computer
(Kar): lovers.ru
(sandz): russian porn
(sandz): pre teen
(raver): lol
(sandz): it is
(sandz): i know these things
(sandz): :P
(Kar): shes a virgin im pretty sure
(sandz): not for long
(Kar): but in the google search engine i find stuff auto saved
(Kar): like "birth control pills" etc
(sandz): heh
(sandz): in the auto completion?
(Kar): yer :)
(sandz): HEH
* sandzn disables it

Scene 4

(raver): when i come to qld at the end of this year, can i fuck crystal?
(sandz): yer maybe
(raver): ??
(raver): !
(sandz): i wont be with her then beer :P
(raver): you and kerry aloping?
(sandz): hahha
(sandz): nah fb and i are moving out starting our own male brothel
(Kar): AHHA
(Kar): malay brothel

Scene 5 -Final Scene-

(Kar): sandzn: a coupla guys i play hockey with have swedish daughters
(Kar): 13/14
[(sandz): hehehe
(sandz): sweet
(sandz): all mine
(Kar): they are 4 year plans...
(sandz): yea
(sandz): i got some of them at the school where i work..
(sandz): cos they all think im really nice etc
(sandz): so im waiting till they finish
(Kar): aha
(sandz): :)
(sandz): lay-by time


I hope you enjoyed that. The digusting behaviour of the PnP manwhores is terrible... yet very erotic....

Till next time...

FatBoy