I heard a rather nice story yesterday from [PnP]Sold. Having trouble with his Optus@Home connection, Sold decided to ring the O@H support helpdesk. Out of the 300 O@H helpdesk jockeys... Sold scored [PnP]Beer.... the story goes something like this...

Beer: "Optus tech support, this is Dave, how may I help you?"

Sold: "Is there a outage in QLD at the moment?" (*Beer tells me this IS the most asked question, and its FUCKING ANNOYING SO STOP ASKING IT!!)

Beer: "I'll just check, can i have your username"

Sold: "BlehMerBleh"

Beer: "SOOOLD !$@%!@!%"

Sold: "Dave!"

Beer: "MY FUTURE !#$@!"

I think you can guess the rest of the phone conversation...

That is perhaps the MOST romantic story I have heard in quite some time (and when you hang with FatBoy, you get romance bebe). I would say that Sold, is perhaps the luckiest guy I know, I have waited a lifetime to be called "MY FUTURE" from Beer... and still I wait.

*sniff* *sniff* I think my time has past, I am not young enough, not tight enough to ever hear those words from Beer... I have no reason to live... *sniff* *sniff*

I BET BEER WOULD SAY "MY FUTURE" TO KERRY, WOULDN'T YOU BEER, YOU BUKAKKE KING ?!?@?

*sigh*

So sweet.

FB