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[PnP] Duel Server 144.140.154.51:21270 |
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PantheonES.com #oztf 144.140.154.51:21370 |
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| Ok. This may well turn out to be one of my "started, but never finished" projects I do for the PnP page. Anyhow... having spent 8 years living on a University College (res), I thought I may pass onto you, TF fans... FATBOYS GUIDE TO GIRLS AT UNIVERSITY! What brought this about? Well having spoken to my good friend Minbari, and discussing the sluts, errrrm girls at his Uni, I decided that I shall pass on my knowledge to you the reader... Part 1. GIRLS LOVE THE COCK. Righto. Now we all know how guys are ment to chase pussy, and how we all love girls blah balh, and girls are supposed to not have a sex drive ect.. ect.. Well thats utter bullshit. Having seen over 700 females go thru the college (res) I was living at, I can confirm to a "T", that each and every one of them LOVED THE COCK. Example 1 (and yes im going to use real names): Rebecca, was a first year. Apparently a virgin before she moved onto res. Now then, a good mate of mine George (who happens to be a greek stud - more about using the color later), got rebecca into his room, got her nekkid, and proceeded to jam some fingers into her... now then, in the process of doing so, he "accidently" stuck a few up the bum. This was a turning point in young rebeccas life, she said to him "george, uve got the wrong spot", to which he replied "you love it". Not another word was said, and george continued on, giving rebecca the "barracuda" (finges up the pussy AND bum at the same time). Remember this was comming from a "virgin". George then proceeded to fuck her silly, and in fact I can say that in the year to follow over 15 guys I know did the same thing, not one to miss out on a bit of slutini, I was raped by her as well. This girl now goes out on a friday and saturday night, by herself just to pick up guys. I had a friend finger jam her ON THE DANCEFLOOR at the criterion hotel in Brisbane. SHE LOVES THE COCK. Example 2: Another rebecca. A sweet young thing, very pretty, we all thought that she wouldn't put out at all, your typical country girl. Anyways my friend andy, got her a bit pissed, got her back to her room, did the deed. She then told her friends that she was drunk, and it was a mistake. Now then... thats what she wanted everybody to believe... BUT SHE CONTINUED TO FUCK ANDY ON THE SLY. Another time it was the 19th birthday of my mate luke, and as a birthday present, he got the works from her. SHE LOVES THE COCK. I could go on and on with examples, but I am going to save some for later on. The lesson to be learnt here. As much as girls at Uni may say that they dont like one night stands, or they "don't do that", its utter utter bullshit. Once they've had the cock once, they can never say no. It may take a little bit more to get them going, but dont ever let them fool you, they want it, they need it and they will lie, cheat and steal to get it. Even the ones you most think wont put out WILL. And oince you have them there, dont be afraid to try and mess around with them, a digit or 2 up the bottom is great for them, and puts YOU in control. In closing.. I would like to quote Minbari, as he will contribute a comment or 2 for each part that I write here: "using girls name as your quake name wiill not make it any easier to get punani - this indicates that you are thinking of them while staring at the phallic-shaped rocket launcher, which means you want to pummel their anuses into mush, however since women are utter morons and in denial about everything, they'd rather that you dont think about fucking them, except when you do, that is" AND "rebecca is from the bible, and shes a lying trickster bitch in it too. Anyone called rebecca, or rebekhah, or any of those derivatives, ALL WHORES" - Minbari | ||||
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