HELLO. I went out tonight to a few pubs/clubs and i have to say it was the lamest night for months, specially for a friday night. Never seen so many fugly, skanky bitches out on one night.. so i would mention my night but it wasnt that exciting cos my view was blocked my fugly whores.

ALTHOUGH we got off the bus and saw this girl i knew from grade 8 and damn she was hot, we followed her round for a while before deciding we needed some more to drink.

The bouncer at the RE IS GAY. I'll miss you madmike my dear.. i hope everythign goes well and when you move to syd you get a great job, look forward to meeting up with you one day in the future to go e'ing together :).

As for the rest of you, I'd like to say .. HI! BEGAW GET IN TJHE VAN YOU SHAGGY SAGGY SLOPPY FUDDLY YUNNEL POP WHORES.

Oh and i love you. specially fb :)