[PnP].MatchServer. 144.140.154.51:31337 |
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[PnP] Duel Server 144.140.154.51:21270 |
Map: duel_duel2 |
Players: 3 |
PantheonES.com #oztf 144.140.154.51:21370 |
Map: tc_hydro |
Players: 0 |
iPGN TeamFortress #1 210.50.4.11:27506 |
Map: amth1 |
Players: 0 |
Scorched Earth 2 - Xtra TF 203.96.92.69:27500 |
Map: se2 |
Players: 0 |
Dodgy TF lan part 2 | 18-Dec-2000 08:00:11 | |||
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Dear clan [PnP] applicant, I refer to your clan [PnP] application dated 15/Dec/00. Please find attatched the final exam which will determie your eligability to join clan [PnP]. This test paper is in simple True/False format, and refers to the dodgy TF lan held on December 16th. You must answer all correctly. ~~QUESTIONS~~ 1. The LAN venue was easy to find, no-one got lost, and Sandz is great at directions. 2. Clan [PnP] made up almost half the LAN population. 3. [XF] "Fuck CS, I would rather let an Elephant fuck me, than play CS" Sinister, played BETTER with 1 dodgy hand than with 2 functioning hands. 4. Sinisters sore hand was his LEFT hand. 5. Zoom and Mess were the first to arrive at the LAN, even going to sleep at 9:30 the night before. 6. [PnP] Vlad wore denim shorts again. 7. [KwK] Hammocks computer NEVER crashes. 8. -SF-Colt, NEVER whinged about the raping -SF- copped the night before from clan [PnP]. 9. The meat pies were always hot. 10. Liz has a big mouth and NEVER shuttsup. 11. The only guy that [PnP]FatBoy could kill was BANGERS. 12. Marshy was the most active and happy guy at the lan. 13. PE would be safe around police sniffer dogs. 14. [PnP]Messiah didnt feel up [PnP]FatBoy. 15. Crashman and Messiah had a fist fight. 16. [PnP] Zoom has given up spamming. 17. [PnP]Soldier is rude and tried to pick everybody to fight him. 18. Liz was once mistaken by PE as being [PnP]FatBoy. 19. The most popular i.p address at the LAN was 10.0.0.43 20. [PnP]FatBoy's porn server was most visited by LIZ. 21. We played alot of counterstrike. 22. Sandz has given up the wacky weed. 23. [PnP]Messiah didnt spam in Steal 4D. 24. [PnP]Messiah, didn't get angry at people about lame Spaz tactics. 25. A group of about 5 lanners left for 20 minutes to go and discuss TF tactics, comming back with red eyes and bong water on their shorts. 26. [PnP]Beer made a special guest appearance, and [PnP]FatBoy couldn't keep his hands off his secksi, Fabio type body. ~~END EXAM~~ ANSWERS. 1. False, sandz is shithouse at directions. The lan venue was in the middle of the bush, the closest road at least 10 km away. 2. True, we own you. 3. True. 4. False. Sin hurt his hand whacking the snake, therefore it is his RIGHT hand. 5. False. SIF. 6. False. [PnP]Vlad is still on his honeymoon. He is married, and never expect to see the malay tank again. EVER. 7. False. Fucking piece of shit crashed at least 83 times. 8. False. Colty needs more tissues. Although, I must say a big thanks t Colt for organising us a venue, cheers mate. 9. False. Ask Mess. 10. False. Didn't speak 1 word :( 11. True. Fuck it :( 12. False. "Food poisoning" from a McDonalds McBUNDY burger. 13. Heh, no comment. 14. False. Where DIDN'T he feel me up? I feel violated. 15. False. Crash sat in the corner all day and didn't say shit once Mess arrived. 16. False. SIF 17. False. Soldier is a dead secksi champion. Suck shit to any clan that ever knocked him back. Hes OURS, MUAAHAHHAAHAH !! 18. True. Werk PE. 19. False. 10.0.0.69 was the most popular. I stole it off Hammock, then PE tried to steal it off me, but my eleet hack saw skills stopped him doing so. 20. False. Although, it hardly got used to be honest. 21. False. Too many girls at this LAN, remind me to goto a LAN where there are guys with BALLS, and play CS. 22. False. SIF 23. False. Spam king, once the one-net god. 24. False. Mess almost burst a head tumor getting up people. 25. False. This group of 5, went to discuss the workings of a coke bottle. 26. False. Beer didnt come to the lan, but if he did, fuck hold me back, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him :P~~~ GREAT LAN GUYS. Thanks to Sandz, Colt and whoever else helped to get it running. FAAAAAAAAAAAT BOOOOOOOOOY |
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