Moo in a punishing display of better skill, pummelled pnp into submission as they ran away with stag.

PnP crumbled as they were ravaged again and again, mike moaned and stuck his finger in slappas ass, mmmmm slappa said and he gave clownboy a reacharound.... oopps wrong story..

gg.

If you look at the "history lesson" mike posted, you would notice nothing has changed here at clan pnp. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO POSTS NEWS.

Wanted: 15 new clan members who like to actually do shit except wear a tag.

Love you all

FB

... here

Here at clan PnP, we want you to XPerience the fun®

So here is a little bit from our super secret channel, that doesn't exist.

The story goes like this.

Mad "Australias Phat Nozzle and Sniper of Q3F Aus 2001" Mike, has just joined the channel, and greets us all. Kodiak, whom we quite blatently stole from KwK the other month (Which Player Do We Want Today®), says "Hi" back. Not knowing who Kod is, Madmike introduces himself:

(@MadMike): Hi, I'm MadMike. I'm a 25 year old Intrusion Response Engineer working for Symantec in Sydney.
(@MadMike): I like taking pills, snorting coke, sluts and clubbing. Oh and quake.

to which I added my own;

(@Fat_Boy): Hi im fatboy, 20 something bottleshop worker on thee gold coast
(@Fat_Boy): i like taking pills too, swallowing mikes coke, sluts and hard banging house that mike hates. i currently live with my girlfriend who has a baby boy to mike.
(@Fat_Boy): mike is a good mate
(@Fat_Boy): he would never fuck a mates girlfriend... more than once.

finally Sandz, who never misses out on any fun concludes with;

(@sandz): Hi, I'm Ian Youngsomething, I'm a 19 year old turned manwhore, whose gf doesnt put out and i get chicks pregnant.. if you like candlelit dinners, jizz on your leg when you pass out and anal, then i suggest you check out fatboy, otherwise im your man.. umm whore

Hope you enjoyed some of that PnP XPerience®. Love you long time.

FB

PnP on a Bear picnic. Done by MM and FB, and Mikes devious girlfriend. :)

To all the PnP fans. Mad Mike arrived safely. He is currently shaving his facial growth, and at present looks like dirty sanchez.

thankyou for your kind attention.

(Fat_Boy): Hi there lev * Lev blinks (Fat_Boy):Thanks for agreeing to do this interview (Lev): hehe ok (Fat_Boy): For the record could you state your full online name for the fans (Lev): Levinnia Levson (Lev): but you can call me Lev (Fat_Boy): Interesting ... ok.. lev (Fat_Boy): Lev... before we really start.. would you like to clarifyfor the viewers... are you really from Western Australia? (Lev): No god damn....oh..we have viewers? I'm from Melb! (Fat_Boy): Who were your first online clan? (Lev): P (Fat_Boy): What did you think when you first joined pnp? (Lev): I never realised there was so much porn on the internet (Fat_Boy): Some say you are perhaps the most talented q3f player in aus... is that something you always wanted to be? (Lev): Oh shit...umm...i'm don't care about perceived skillz or whatever.....i'm just here cause i like gaming more than having to do dishes (Fat_Boy): Now then... you have taken pnp to the top of aus q3f 2 years in a row. both times when moo were *supposedly* the more dominant clan during the season. Would beating moo twice (thats twice) in grand finals, rate as you more memorable memories ? :) (Lev): Oh definately enjoyable and heartpounding matches...i had extraordinary wood playing those finals. But I have to say most memorable so far is still tfl2 as an overall thing. I think Chino and I could have had something if it only went a day longer :\ (Fat_Boy): Speaking of illicit liasons. Is there any truth to the rumor that ted and fuzzy are actually your long lost love childs, to your first marrage with Oprah Winfrey? (Lev): There was some awkward moments in our online and real life meetings....it was not I who encouraged this behaviour, for I, much like all other PnPers, am a total gentleman....they thrust themselves onto me whilst i was on a rebound from losing my cable...i'd rather forget the pain (Fat_Boy): You say "gentleman", yet there was vicious scandal about the amount of swearing you do on irc versus the dirty dirty swearing you say on team speak, that shocked the pnp clan. What would you like to say about that incident (and keep it clean OK)? (Lev): I felt unmanly after the release of your BarSmack 2001 video. I admit now my dirty mouth was simply to also fall under the loving gaze Of Mr. Bari as he seemed impressed with you....but never noticed ME. My plan backfired...he called me a dirty cheap cunt who didn't have a romantic bone in his body :((( (Fat_Boy): Who do you look upto and admire in the q3f scene? hint: it begins with f and finishes in y, and doesnt include minbari in between... (Lev): That "Fly" guy? Not really. I had wet dreams over a lot of ppl. I remember this one time I had a marsbari demo playing and my mum came into the room...hohoho...it wasn't pretty. I do recall a certain engineer that taught me to surf...his name on the beach was...TunnelMan...but you may know him as Fat_Boy. /me daydreams (Fat_Boy): It is said that you are one of the most loyal pnp members to grace the clan, rivaling the legendary pnp master Adix... what do you have to say to those kiddies out there that aspire to be like Lev and join PnP? What advice and tips do you give them, and more importantly, who should they suck up to, to get into the q3f team? (Lev): CHUNKA! He's your key. Even though he isn't a PnP person, he does sleep with most of them. So I figured, after a good rogering, he'll put in the word with his other "partners". Turns out he double crossed me and just wanted more rogering the horny poof, so i just ended up paying the $25 entry fee. (Fat_Boy): Last one... is there anything you would like to say to your wife at home? (Lev): Shit no, she doesn't know I'm here. (Fat_Boy): thanks for your time lev (Fat_Boy): :) (Lev): ok then! * Lev blinks (Lev): is that it? (Fat_Boy): yes (Fat_Boy): now go away (Fat_Boy): :) * Lev puts on pants Lev does seedy home porn. Question... where is Chunka?

Ok. In the fine tradition that is clan PnP. I have restarted the PnP member interviews. Each interview unique and different to the last. Today, one of my special pets, none other than the Asian stud.... PUG. Also known as Jin. (Fat_Boy): interview time (jin): OH HI (Fat_Boy): when did u start playing tf? (jin): hm (jin): been playin 3-4 years now (Fat_Boy): what was ur first clan? (jin): ES (jin): i think! (Fat_Boy): who did u admire/look up to in ur newbie days? (jin): minbari :D (jin): and ewat of course (Fat_Boy): who do you admire/respect the most todaY? (Fat_Boy): COS MIN IS SHIT (jin): PnP's Fatboy of course (Fat_Boy): :) (Fat_Boy): now then... you are famous hentai porn freek (Fat_Boy): is it true ewat got you hooked? (jin): yeh (jin): he was always querying me with urls and ftps (jin): and i just succumbed to the temptation one day (Fat_Boy): what other games beside tf/q3f do you like to play? (jin): counterstrike (Fat_Boy): hehe (Fat_Boy): cheat (jin): :D (Fat_Boy): you had to sit next to me at tfl2, was that the greatest moment of your life? (jin): next to, shaking kod's hand was slightly more glorious i'm sorry to say (Fat_Boy): now then ppl call you a cheat, because of your uncanny auto aim type skills.. what would you like to say to the people who think you cheat? (jin): i dunno really! (Fat_Boy): now is there truth to the rumour that you meks and ewat are getting married, and moving in with chino to form some sort of bizzare religious commune? (jin): we intend to bring the shaolin discipline to the gaming community, as well as ddr skills and long ashen inverse mullets (Fat_Boy): we know fv are gay, what do you have to say to the pnp bashers, who love to suck fv cock? (jin): they are just jealous they are not in the MONOPOLY HTAT IS KNOW NAS PEE ENN PEE, and fv suck, especially nite (Fat_Boy): is there anyting you would like to say to the jinwah fans out there? (jin): um no :P (jin): ur not actually gonna post this are u!? (Fat_Boy): yes (jin): fu (jin): fag (Fat_Boy): thankyou pugwah for your time Pug tells us what he thinks of FV.

we played another clannie last night against clan-a scores were 190-0 on w6 and bam4 was something like 70-0 but only went for about 20 minutes i think was a good game apart from venus chucking a spaz and rab doing his usual retard thing.. stats for w6 are below well6

kodiak joined pnp tonight, welcum pug wrecker.
and we also played kwk in a scrim, well6 was 50-0 to us and rock2 23-2 pnps way!
GG KwK.

We own all your players. Accept.

Here are some pics, taken by myself and rocco. mainly dealing with me, rocco, helm, adix and mh.

enjoy n stuff.

http://users.bigpond.net.au/fausty/tfl2/TFL2.html

Mmmmm, is what I have to say to this. I took some of the lads sightseeing, Rocco, Helm, Fb and Aiix. We walked around South Head. Halfway through the walk we lost Rocco and Helmy. We looked around and spotted them in a small enclave, well hidden from the view of the asian tourists (There is a story that goes with that as well. suffice to say, we got FB back in the end). Now I think that these pics tell a rather shocking story. Have a look at where Helmy is lookin, and guess where he wants to put his tongue. Now, Helm is def in the shit there (Literally speaking) But, as you will see, so is Rocco. He fervently denies that he had any part in the canoodling, but his face, caught on camera, clearly suggests otherwise. You decide! MH

~~~~so funny... just had to repost this goodie!~~~~ Here at clan PnP, we pride ourselves in doing as much "non nerdy" stuff as possible. A typical day: -PnP Member- "OI you FV dwarf, what you guys get upto today? -FV Dwarf- "We compiled a new qwtf client, that allows us to do stuff you can't with the normal clients." -PnP Member- "Oh really?" -FV Dwarf- "Its not a cheat, because its built into the client.... what did you PnP guys get upto?" -PnP Member- "Oh the usual, shot a porn scene" -FV Dwarf- "Did you say porn?" *fap* *fap* *fap* Emhaitch IS a porn star. Check out his latest role with the lovely Silvia Saint. Lucky prick.. :0~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Congrats to Marko who has slotted into the number 1 spot on the Q3F CLQ rankings. You masheen. (props to Lev for nabbing it several times before).

Ok. First off gg pnp in winning the Aus Q3F comp AGAIN! Well done guys! Now.. Shipwrecked is a reality based TV program on chanel 10. Here is a bloody good reason to watch it. With love. FB

After MOO proved dominant all season, PnP has done it to them again, taking out this seasons AQU Final: Thanks to optus server for providing 200 + pings for most of the game. Scores: 2Stag2: 10-10 q3f_well:30-20 Stats: 2Stag2 Well

We played our oztf semi final last night against XF. Pretty good quality game i thought, was intense for most parts. W6 ended up being a 10-10 draw. HC was cap fest the whole way through, pnp got the slight advantage early and slowly built it to a 6 cap lead, then xf pumped out 5 attack and started coming back, but PnP managed to hold on to a tough game 210-160. gg xf, qwtf final against FV will be on probably tuesday of next week we hope. Speed stats are here: H4rdcore Well6

3-0 loss to the poofs... oh the urgays.... Anyways heres a bit of commetary from the desired result :( here

Well mike just owns. But knights own more! :P