So much news to tell, so many sluts to bed, and we finally have a news page again.

As I sing to the PnP web page "You can make me whole again, la la al laalala"

EfffBeee

yeerrrr Poof 'n Pansy's are back for your anal pleasure:) my ass is dis big ( )

Most of the visable bugs are out of the site now, and the pages are even getting a slight face lift, the top images now rotate between the 3 primary games we play. Soon to be server listings on the right, & public board i think will be coming shortly.

Thanks to nukie for helping out with the top 2 images that needed doing, I cant image for my life. Cheers!.

Thanks also goes out to Covert who is lending a hand in the backend of the site.!

We played KwK the other night, in Q3f, nice gas spammy effort they had but we were still able to maintain our lead in q3f_hardcore. out!

Breathe! You can do it!

Ive finally taken the time to get some hosting, and get the site back up on the net.

The site is VERY underdeveloped, and I hope soon enough the basics of the site can be finished.

Special thanks to SiliconAI for getting the hosting,

Nerdfest@Cancon lan party over the long weekend. My lan clan (CAW) came 2nd in the TFC and CS comps and raped the Q3 Team DM tourney. Our first round score was about 294 - 17. Won a t-shirt and a subscription to PC Gamer or something. Better than a poke in the eye I guess. Anyone wanna pay me at least $40k to work in Sydney? Still looking for a job... And no I won't help you shift your dodgy drugs beer. =)

This news page would be nothing without me.

Fucking sif you waste me in the basement in Q3F.

FB

I am proud and happy to present, the ONLY public veiwing of ALL of artists Deep Jay (formally known as Digital Jedi, Greystoke, master of monkies), and his CounterStrike artwork. Taking a journey through his earlier works, and his influences. Beginning with the FATOBOY: *A classic example of Deep Jays influences in the "ballsack" style of artwork. DeepJay : "Ahhhhh yes the FATOBOY, I worked very hard on this one, I was inspired to do the ballsacks, as the model I painted this from is such a ballsack himself" CLASSIC PIECE !!! *The girls perving at DIGITAL JEDI was next.. DeepJay: "I tried to show what happens to me everyday.All these fine semi nekkid woman wanting to rub my man boobs, and have my children. Life as the worlds best artist can be difficult." *Returning back to his BALLSACK type of work, Deep Jay then went on to complete the TIGSOBANGO. Perhaps one of DeepJays, most famous pieces, the use of the contrasting greens and oranges, to effect. And the centrepiece the basic yet striking pose of the Tiger with the cute little ballsacks" DeepJay: "What do I have to say, it speaks for itself" *The MINBARI PENIS was a shift from Deep Jays, typical ballsack work into a more striking genital area work. The penis is HUGE, modeled after the namesake MINBARI, as he is a big COCK himself :) DeepJay: "I had a dream, that Minbaris penis was alive, an entity into itself, an all consuming penis with a giant mouth, I just HAD to paint it" T*he E-TWAT, simply compliments the MINBARI PENIS. A simple yet perocotive pose from EWAT exposing his big labia to the world, simply erotic. DeepJay: "After the MINBARI PENIS work, all I could think of, is where can I stick that giant penis? In EWATS twat no doubt, beautiful" *The SNOWY, was created in honour of Counter-Strike team member SNOWFLASH. A basic, yet idealistic work, with many finer details. DeepJay: "The SNOWY, shows all that I dream of in a winters day. The giant snowman, the skiing, and pretty girls. What better than to have a pretty snow-girl to have as a jism sponge?" *The DIX BROS, is one of Deep Jays latest pieces. A complete move away from ballsacks, genitals and female body parts, the DIX BROS illistrates the tight bond between ADIX and HELMET. Classic stuff, note the childish innocence displayed on their faces. DeepJay: "I wouldn't mind a bit of the DIXONs" Finally... perhaps one of the most detailed of all his works, the PUG SHINOBI warrior. Depicted after the gayness of PUG, and his weird ass names he uses in IRC. Simply beautiful, the face a masterpiece on its own. DeepJay: "PUG is gay" There you have it. The works of Deep Jay. I hope you found it as exciting as I do. I hope to bring you more soon. With love, FatBoy

YAY AYA AYAYAY

Happy Birthday to one of the Pee Enn Pee boys. PUG!!!

Yay for Pug, hes a god damn good CS player and a good mate!

Happy birthday you ashen sex machine ~!~@

FATOBOY

Come sit with the gods of Q3F in
[13:20] -zoom- eating penis is so yum
[13:21] -zoom- taking all of mess' cock seems so impossible at times...ussually i can noly fit hi tennis sized head in
[13:28] -zoom- you fucking fag
[13:28] -zoom- keep off my PC :)
[13:29] -Adix- yeah
[13:29] -Adix- i thought it was mess :P
[13:32] -mess- wtf
[13:32] -mess- man you got issues
[13:32] -mess- multiple personality disorder

Bwahahahaah
Another fun filled day with clan pnp. Can your clan match such fun? Or are you still too busy compiling the latest version of Lixnux for geeks?

FB

HAPPY BIRFTDAY MRS BANN I HOPE KUZYA GIVES YOU A BIG BIRFTDAY SURPRISE!$E!@

Our resident artist Digital Jedi, has over the past few days whipped up for some of the Counter-Strike team some fucking hilarious Counter-Strike sprays. This one however tops them all to date. I present to you [PnP]Tig's CS spray: Wahahahahha Have a fucking look at it. Now if you're a dumbshit (and proably still playing QWTF 24/7), then let me explain. Its supposed to be a Tiger (duh). Some guy in the server said; "Look at the bumble bee thing" Waaaaaaahaahaahahaah Funniest shit to date.. [PnP]Fat_Boy

If any of you QLD PnP women have a spare mobo with an agp slot, PLEASE have a heart and donate it to Soldier so that he can play Q3f.

Cann has generously offered a v 3, all he now needs is a bloody mobo with an agp slot.

This is for real, please help a poor whiteboy computer nerd from QLD stay out of the sun.

Thanks,

MH

We played a NZ clan called somehting and we won 2f5 300+-0 and bam4 which ended early 200+ - 0
(Jin) i got 2nd most flag touches!@
there you have it, gg pug =)
reeb.
oh and fb i want that chicks number pls =)

Well I'm back from Byron Bay. And I have to say this much. That town should be nuked. Full with wierd FREEKY chicks, that wear skank clothes, no bras and have ARMPITS full of fucking hair down to their wrists. Well, to illistrate my point, I have drawn a couple of pics. The first shows a typical Gold Coast BABE. The second a typical Byron SKANK. The GOLD COAST BABE: The BYRON SKANK: Fear my elite Paint skills. I'm sure you get the drift, of what I am trying to say here. Have fun, and don't raise your kids in Byron Bay. Fat_Boy

IE users Cntrl refresh the website. There's a FUNKY little icon I made and Mess added. It should show up in your IE Favourites bookmark for the site. I've also whacked together a bunch of pnp themed icons. Pretty jazzy huh????? Oh, PnP members can download the whole set from the files section.

We played EVR, we had em won on nuke, and when CT of prod, also owning them as T on prod but as soon as the homo had enough money, SPAM SPAM SPAMPSPMAPMAPSMSPAM HOMO 2yr old tactics. My second map in a CS clan war and it was good, but spam was sad, like we were playing hopeless poofs that cheat.... ah well, i dont like them. We played well though. GG

Hello from fucking weird ass Byron Bay. Thats right, a remote news update from the land of girls with fucking HAIRY ARMPITS Ewwwwww

Well, I couldnt resist pulling into a net cafe, my g/f is going rank about it, but fug it.

Well, surf is average here, and the whole population is on fucking wacky drugs. Seriously, this place is FUCKED up.

Well....

Im paranoid some girl is going to smother me with her HAIRY ARM PIT.

later boys.

FB

Just to show everybody, that PnP members don't have problems with sexuality isuues. Here is a pic kindly dug up by [PnP]Messiah. which shows that PnP members aren't afraid to touch our feminine sides. Now if you cant figure out who these mighty PnP members are. The studly malay is I FatBoy, and the whitey in the little white number is Messiah. About 2 hours after that shot was taken, Mess was spewing his ring up and left the party. He still has my white skirt too :~( I WANT IT BACK! [PnP]FatBoy "We aren't just Australias Premier Online gaming clan, we are an entity"

Tonight we played our first ever q3f game for the aqu. After a nervous week of not knowing how it was going to hold out, our practices served us well and we won both maps vs NmE.

All i can say is,

Helm you are a spam king :)
FB and ADIX your penii belong to each other :P
Pug you carve machine
Scarecrow you PNP virgin flag slapper
Zoom the flag room clearing king
Lev, mr i dont need a team capping so many fucken times :)

Well done guys!

Well a mixed bag of results for the PnP Counterstrike Team tonight. Up against the all LPB guys from R_C.

Fielding a pretty strong PnP side, with the introduction of Digital Jedi, Minbari and Tiger for thier first PnP matches, was always going to be fun.

Played Prodigy first, a map that R_C have never been beated at.

Starting out as Terrorists, R_C was whooping our ass, untill we managed to get our shit together and crawl back to a 10-9 loss. R_C had an effective defence strategy, and it worked to great effect.

As Counter-Terrs, we were beaten again 10-6, against some furious attack from the R_C rushers.

We got a little revenge on R_C playing the Dust map next. Starting as Terrorists, we lost the pistol round (AGAIN). But were able to squeeze away a win 10-9 against some hard R_C defence.

As CT's we put into play our new Dust strategy, which worked rather well, winning 10-2.

A good game against R_C, a pretty clean affair, and I certainly look forward to playing them again, and to maybe take a Podigy win off them :P~~~

Thanks to Lemming from R_C, the R_C guys for the game, and to the PnP boys who played well. As they say, it can only get better, and we have learnt a shit load from this clan game.

[PnP]FatBoy