Okies, some worthy news for those PnP groupies after the latest PnP goss...

Not sure if this has been said before, but a big WELCUM to Rapwhore, I mean Rapt0r to the ranks of clan PnP. Of AP fame, or is that SHAME ??, Rapt0r strengthens the already impressive line up at clan PnP. Other than his TF playing abilities, Rapt0r was brought into the clan for being able to touch his toes with his fingers, fully standing up, giving all a great view of his bum!

heheeh, we don't have (much) of a homo problem in clan PnP do we?

Other recruitments to PnP in recent times include Pug (also known as Js), a fine Asian man, who is far superiour to any of the whities in the clan so far.

One fine example of whiteness in the clan includes Soldier, not a real recent arrival to clan PnP, but before the creation of this new web page, so now you all know. WELCUM TO SOLDIER. A fucking porn genius (love ya work sweetie).

Last but not least, the web design for the complete new PnP page is comming along nicely, props to the general designer Mess, and those coders/programmers Adix and Gak. Good shit guys, the best gaming clan in the Universe, will soon have a mad website too!

Enough for now....

Later my children
Fatty

heer is a list of peple who im not taking aboot NOMOORE becuse they
turnd out as total dikwad fagits not god enuf for anyon rite heer
i habe pepl on icq hho i talk to AL THE FUKING TIME!!!! oky so idf youre
nise mayibe we can be frnds eben if youre a twat fag ashol UNLES YOURE a
MOKEY TWAT CS PERSEN like some CS person I WONT NAME NAMS
THO!@@!@ but yore all a fags ok for if youre on my contract list and you dont
want to be wel then I DONT WANT YOU ON NITHER SO JUST SAY TAKE ME OF and i
wil tak you off ofofo it ok ok ok.
And do ANYTING witout
myypremisssson then I WIL PUT YOU ON IGNOR AND I WIL PUT YOU IN
INBIBISISIBLE AL THE TIME so you wil NEBER EBER GET ON MY LIST OR GET ME ON
YOURE LIST PRPOPR!~~!!~!~1!!
i hop i mad myself cleer as a bel!!!!~!~!!~

ps btw i hat you all eben my frends you fuks

(edited from Phat Dragon)

Sunday. Day of the Closing Ceremony. A day of debauchery...

The Luna Beats dance party at Luna Park... prebooked out for 5000 tickets. This party fuckin rocked so hard. All the rides open once you get in, big name DJs in all the halls, fuckin party people central. Smuggles some rum and a bottle of coke in, proceeded to get drunk with the boys. Went on muchos rides, ran into Paul McDermott on the spinning-stick-you-to-the-wall thingy. He told my mate "I want to hear you scream".. My mate found this funny till I told him Paul is gay. Then he went all quiet. Anyways went on the fuckin fast spin ya round backwards and forwards thing with Saci, and she fuckin squished me into the seat so hard. Tried yelling WAZZUP to the boys every time we went past, but as it sped up and I became iller, it was a sound more akin to vomiting. Anyways dropped half an e in the lineup for Junior Sanchez, hit me big time dancing in front of the windows as the fireworks went off. Best fuckin view, and the crowd was pumping in a tribal bouncing sort of way. Everyone was just grinning and hugging people. Totally loved up. Good shit.

Anyways after the fireworks, myself, Saci, Ricky, Drew and John walked from Luna Park, across the Harbour Bridge to Oxford Street. And no it didn't seem far when you are off ya nut with a couple of thousand people all doing the same. Went to tantra, a palace of babedom and a place to drop more e. Suffice to say that after a mellow hour of talking with the boys, I went completely nuts on the dancefloor, some very very very very hot chickies tried but were denied by moi. In that state I just needed to dance. (mental note: e removes your libido). Oh, and at one stage I looked left to notice a VERY FUCKED Molly Meldrum dancing next to me. He even had his fuckin Akubra on. Wacky shit. We yelled hello, but I'm not sure he even knew where he was.

Fuckit, ended up home at 10am. Was down completely sometime the next day I think...

Sydney rocks. The music was awesome, the chicks insanely hot, and I met some more Olympic athletes. Sif I'm not leaving canberra asap.

Well, HI! and welcum to a PnP update. Whats been happening on the PnP scene? Not much really, Mess aka "Dr Chuck" aka "Abs" aka "The 12 inch cum thrower with legs", is still dedicated to the updated PnP clan page, and it should be done by the time the olympics are next held in Aussie :) Well, enough idle chatter. FOr those who are not in the know, the father of clan PnP is the one the only Zoom. What a sex god he is... Zoom is maybe PnP's most proficient idler in IRC. However, when this sleepy giant of a man decides to talk, he is full of quotes.... I present to you, a collection of Zooms best..... let's stop all this fake talk and flirting... let's just get together and fuck arse... i'm sick of messing around servers should be set to a permament cr_sniper -1 and they should all have EB's IP address on permament ban how gay is pnp getting I'm abusing 5 XF players in the middle of a game last night and not one of you fags back me up everything is even between an attacker and defender.... then a defender gets a respawn.. then they get 2 goes at someone.. then they get higher/better position is that why you play defender? cause YOU SUCK? and need that advantage? 'if someone gets past our wall of grens.. turn your back and run to other side of map and start chucking them again' i like the feel off abs' juices around my dick what's with the gayness? sandz.. would you give another guy a head job ? like teasing my balls.. licking the shaft and beating it till it shot I'm getting hard eh eh eh :) A funny man, more later if i could be fugged reading thru all my irc logs. Later children, Boy of Fat

I have to say.. I love your anti Telstra web page Mess http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~4guys/. One thing tho, there is a picture there, with a girl (sif ur not homo), and the description of the picture is "This was taken just before we went out and had all you can eat seafood.....yummmmmmmm". I just want to know, did you actually go out for seafood, or down on the chick for seafood?!? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seafood... Love ya work abs... Fat Boy

ADIcks and HeMLEt are upsares plaiing and boy theyre looud i tink they are wresting like the WWW wresters do caus they are making to
mush nois for just plaiing cards let me tel you. GAY HOMO FLING FARRYS GO SPRINCLE YOURE FARY DURT ON EACH OTERS
WENERS YOU GAYHART FARY FAGOTY LESBEENS!~!~!~!@
ok now as i was saing theyres noting mor gay and dum then SoUTh OrSTrALIAN PEPLE!!~@~!

(adapted from Phat Dragon

hi - sandz forgot to mention my new site I am working on...Tell me what you think http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~4guys/...

Yes you all know its true. 6 read SIX months I've been with this shit cable company and continually im fucked over and over again. Now mess has been told he cant get ADSL or cable I think its time that something was done about Telstra and so I think its time for another mass spam of helpdesk inboxes because these fuckwits just dont listen to us customers.

Fuck YOU TELSTRA

i jus saw FB's MarAY DoODLE PENis and OH MY GOD MY GOD OH MY GOD that is a BIGH
!!@~!! that is the bigist MarAY DoODLE PENis i habe EBER SEEN EBER it is huge and gigantic
my god its so big its like FOOR MarAY DoODLE PENis's PUT TOGETER my god its hug i cant
eben tak my mind of it its so GROS and big you cood park a car in it its so
big!!!!1 you cood steel a tv from the tv store by puting it in theyre and
wlking out its fuking HUGMONGOS!!!!!~
bet it ways TWENTY PAUNDS!!!!!!!~~
i bet you gots to push a weelbarel eberywere you go goooooood its HUGE!
ok now enuff about rain now i wil chang the topic and tel a joke ok? ok
heer gos!

wat did the one elefant at the circus say to the oter elefant at the
circus?????

'""GOD DAM FB HAS A BIG MarAY DoODLE PENis!!!!!!!"
;""

(copied from Phat Dragon)

Quake3: The Movie - I don't know about you, but I've been hanging out too see what Tritin-Films masterpeice Quake3: The Movie is going to look like!

If you haven't been following the q3 scene, these guys are creating a movie using shit like 3dsMax and the q3 models to make a movie. The screen shots Ive seen aren't much, but I downloaded the preview and it fucking rocks!

It's reletively small to (11mb) as they have encoded it in divx the smart cookies. Go here to check it out.

Lots of cool q3 pak files over at Quake3Files.com...
Get the sounds that MH keeps talking about....they seriously rock!

Well it's now Friday and another exciting week at uni has passed. I managed to spend more time driving than at uni itself during the week - thanks liz :).

Well dont you think this new pnp page is looking brand spanking good, thanks to mess, gak and zoomer. If you want to add news to this page too, talk to gakky and im sure in his busy schedule he'll give you access to update until its all automated.

PnP now expanding to Q3RA and CS as well as keeping a strong TF team are set to move into the 'next generation' of games :P.

Well I'll finish this post by saying that not all malaysian men are small.. bye!

HOW MANY EROPEANS DOS IT TAK TO SCREW A LITE BULB?????
anser is this anser gos like this it gos DEPENDS UPON WERE THOSE FAGS ARE SCREWING IT CAUSE THEY AREW
FAGS AND ITS PROBLY GONG IN THEYRE BUTOKS!@!@!@!@!@!@

(taken from PhatDragon)

Why did you suddenly stop posting news? Is there none to post? Why do I have something to post? Because you don't? I don't see any logic to that. Frankly, you all suck. Oh and don't blame it on me, blame it on those people who think they have nothing to blame it on. You know the ones!

Hooray!

I've decided i'll start all my posts off like that which end in good news. PnP tonight with their newest trialee Gascar successfully carved a somewhat unorganised fv side.

On 32smooth after being down early we decided to ditch the 2nd engy and turn him into a lag soldier ramps machine.. well sort of. Anyway it worked we ended up coming from behind, as per usual to win 80-30 or 90-30 cant remember. All i can say is sold, zoom and gascar owned attack with beer, gak, helm and adix sharing their loads on d.

Well6 saw zoom sold and beer attackin and beer didnt let us down. Although i did in the attic cos i was fucking around due to my horrendous lag spurts! But no worries pnp once again came away with a win 40-10 (or 30-10 cant remember).

HOORAY PNP

'Sif sandz shoulda been grumpy anyways.

He got Penthouse Pet noombies on his face. That would keep me going for weeks....

Good on ya Sandz, hope your not a grumpy prick anymore.

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES! I passed my driving test, and I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my driving instructor, the driving test lady who i couldnt understand, and all those drivers/people who didnt get in my way on my drive! I am so fucking relieved, now i might stop being a prick to everyone.. sure thatll happen! At this point in time, unbeknown to many of the other pnp members im out there looking for some new recruits. So if you read this page and you think your a suitable and capable player email me here. Include details about yourself, your experience, what classes/positions you play as well. Otherwise my search on public servers will continue. Thats all for now and once more FUCK YEAH i can drive legally now!

Just a reminder, that the clan PnP website, is only for hard core mother fuckers. Thankyou for your kind attention.