Thank god you didn't blame me.

I'd never get custody of my son.....

Had the funnest thing happen to me last night. Came home from work, to be greeted by my lovely girlfriend Kerry. She had this "you are in trouble" look on her face.

Anyways, what happened is... she had turned on the computer to check her email blah blah, and she *stumbled* upon some BANGBUS videos I had saved to my desktop (god bless windows). Normally I dont think she would look at videos on my computer but I think the video names such as "bbmelissa" and "bbshannon" caught her eye.

I guess she was hoping to see me in action with some other girls....

ANYWAYS...

Im sitting in my couch, having my usual post-work whinge about fuckwit customers, when the following happened;

K - "You're in trouble"

FB - Oh oh shes spotted my collection of girls g-strings I keep hidden away "What am I in trouble for" I replied

K - "I saw *those* movies on your computer"

FB - "Oh those... nothing to worry about, you know I look at porn"

K - "But these movies are disgusting...."

FB - "I haven't seen them yet" I lied

K - "How did you get them then?"

FB - "People send them to me... I dont know what they are untill I see them, so its not my fault that they are there untill I see them"

K - "I don't mind you looking at porn... but at least get a bit of taste"

FB - They are tasteful I thought to myself "Its not my fault, I get them sent to me by my mates on the net, blame SOLD and SANDZ" I replied

K - "Oh.. I see"

FB - "like I said nothing to worry about"

So the moral of the story is. Clan mates are also good for blaming, if you have seedy porn on your computer, that your girlfriend doesn't like. Also... SOLD and SANDZ... you aren't welcome to stay here anymore... DIRTY PORN FREEKS!

FB

Due to Sold cheating in round 7, I didn't post our round 7 tips.
Here are the results from round 6 and 7.

ROUND 6 -
Sold - 6
Fb - 5

ROUND 7 -
Sold - 5
Fb - 3

Current Score after 7 rounds:
Sold (I CHEAT FAGGET) - 30
Fb (PURE AND HONEST) - 27

Tips for round 8.

Rabbits V Broncs:
S - Broncs
FB- Broncs

Knights V Storm:
S - Kn
FB - Kn

Roosters V Panthers:
S - Rooters
FB - Panthers

Raiders V Sharks:
S - Sharks
FB - Raiders

Eagles V SG
S - Eag
FB - SG

Tigers V Warriors
S - Warriors
FB - Warriors

Eels V Cowboys
S - Eels
FB - Eels

GOOD LUCK SOLD YOU CHEATING FAGGET.

FB

Ok... first bit of news.

Did you hear that some chick from TLC, Lisa Lazy Left Eye Lopez, died in some car crash?

Did you give a fuck?

Cos i am devestated, no really I am.

Why does weird stuff happen to me?

MadMike: I just had a big scare.
MadMike: I went to the dunny to drop the kids off at the pool.
(alpha): BOOTY CALL
MadMike: And saw red stains in my undies.
(alpha): haha
MadMike: But luckily it was melted chupa chup from my travel bag.
(alpha): HAHAHAHA
(DMT): haha
MadMike: You dont wanna know how I found out it was chupa chup....
(alpha): taste test :)
(DMT): hmm :P
* alpha imagines mm licking his underwear
MadMike: I swear I just spent a few minutes waving my arse in the mirror looking for something wrong.
(alpha): haha
(DMT): hahaha

Don't put chupa chups near your undies. This is a bad thing.

Below is none other than Mr Cann sporting the 'all in one safe sex 5htp injestor wank friendly PnP gimp suit'

On sale now from your local sex store or travelling Russian circus troupe for only $99.95 MH

NRL round 5..

Sold got - 5
FB got - 4

Totals - Sold - 19
FB - 19

NRL ROUND 6 TIPS

Sharks V Knights
s- kn
fb- sharks

Storm v Dragons
s-storm
fb-storm

Dogs V Warriors
s-dogs
fb-warriors

eagles v raiders
s-raiders
fb-eagles

rooters v cowboys
s-rooters
fb-rooters

broncs v panthers
s-broncs
fb-broncs

rabbits v eels
s-eels
fb-eels


GOODL LUCK SOLD YOU CHEATING FAGGET
YOU CHEAT GO JOIN FV AND GET A NRL TIPPING CLIENT
YOU HACKED CLIENT CHEAT
PISSOFF DOOMA!

FB

Had a scrim vs the judan's tonight.

Was a tight game for the first minute then pnp pulled out a slight lead and scraped home.

alf is gay

http://dreamworks.mine.nu:8000/J-PNP-180402-well6/index.html
http://members.optushome.com.au/dnhan/J-PNP-180402-32smooth/

html tags are for noobs.

Ok. This may well turn out to be one of my "started, but never finished" projects I do for the PnP page.

Anyhow... having spent 8 years living on a University College (res), I thought I may pass onto you, TF fans...

FATBOYS GUIDE TO GIRLS AT UNIVERSITY!

What brought this about? Well having spoken to my good friend Minbari, and discussing the sluts, errrrm girls at his Uni, I decided that I shall pass on my knowledge to you the reader...

Part 1.

GIRLS LOVE THE COCK.

Righto. Now we all know how guys are ment to chase pussy, and how we all love girls blah balh, and girls are supposed to not have a sex drive ect.. ect..

Well thats utter bullshit. Having seen over 700 females go thru the college (res) I was living at, I can confirm to a "T", that each and every one of them LOVED THE COCK.

Example 1 (and yes im going to use real names):

Rebecca, was a first year. Apparently a virgin before she moved onto res. Now then, a good mate of mine George (who happens to be a greek stud - more about using the color later), got rebecca into his room, got her nekkid, and proceeded to jam some fingers into her... now then, in the process of doing so, he "accidently" stuck a few up the bum. This was a turning point in young rebeccas life, she said to him "george, uve got the wrong spot", to which he replied "you love it". Not another word was said, and george continued on, giving rebecca the "barracuda" (finges up the pussy AND bum at the same time). Remember this was comming from a "virgin". George then proceeded to fuck her silly, and in fact I can say that in the year to follow over 15 guys I know did the same thing, not one to miss out on a bit of slutini, I was raped by her as well.

This girl now goes out on a friday and saturday night, by herself just to pick up guys. I had a friend finger jam her ON THE DANCEFLOOR at the criterion hotel in Brisbane. SHE LOVES THE COCK.

Example 2:

Another rebecca. A sweet young thing, very pretty, we all thought that she wouldn't put out at all, your typical country girl. Anyways my friend andy, got her a bit pissed, got her back to her room, did the deed. She then told her friends that she was drunk, and it was a mistake. Now then... thats what she wanted everybody to believe... BUT SHE CONTINUED TO FUCK ANDY ON THE SLY. Another time it was the 19th birthday of my mate luke, and as a birthday present, he got the works from her. SHE LOVES THE COCK.

I could go on and on with examples, but I am going to save some for later on.

The lesson to be learnt here.

As much as girls at Uni may say that they dont like one night stands, or they "don't do that", its utter utter bullshit. Once they've had the cock once, they can never say no. It may take a little bit more to get them going, but dont ever let them fool you, they want it, they need it and they will lie, cheat and steal to get it.

Even the ones you most think wont put out WILL. And oince you have them there, dont be afraid to try and mess around with them, a digit or 2 up the bottom is great for them, and puts YOU in control.

In closing.. I would like to quote Minbari, as he will contribute a comment or 2 for each part that I write here:

"using girls name as your quake name wiill not make it any easier to get punani - this indicates that you are thinking of them while staring at the phallic-shaped rocket launcher, which means you want to pummel their anuses into mush, however since women are utter morons and in denial about everything, they'd rather that you dont think about fucking them, except when you do, that is"

AND

"rebecca is from the bible, and shes a lying trickster bitch in it too. Anyone called rebecca, or rebekhah, or any of those derivatives, ALL WHORES" - Minbari

just a quick results update; We played our round 3 oztf2 fixture last night against fv. dissect finished up 190-120 PnP's way. Coup was fairly interesting with PnP slowly building up a lead and holding about a 100 point difference throughout the whole map. Final score was 1063-857 PnP. GG FV Coup Stats Dissect Stats

Ok last round Sold got 3 i got 4, so the tally stands at;

Sold - 14
FB - 15

This round we have gone;

Rooters V Kn:

S: Kn
F: Kn

Storm V Dogs:

S: Dogs
F: Storm

Cowboys V Rabbits:

S: Rabbits
F: Cowboys

Raiders V Broncs:

S: Broncs
F: Raiders

Warriors V Eagles:

S: Warriors
F: Warriors

Sharks V Tigs:

S: Sharks
F: Sharks

Dragons V Eels:

S: Eels
F:Eels.


GOOD LUCK TIPSTERS...

AND REMEMBER LADY FAT IS ON YOUR MUM!

Played a couple of maps Vs AP last night. Thanks to AP for giving us a game, although AP were missing a few players, it was great playing them.

On a side note, it was EXCELLENT to see Chino back in action, we some how lured him away from 'testing Q3F' (which he has been doing for the last 3 months). Also KOD found some time away from his TAFE studies, and he had a good run as well, always great value for money playing with those 2.

Finally, great to see Adix fire up the QWTF again, and it sounded like he was having a ball playing TF2K vs AP.

Oh yer.... I bloody did it again, respawned in TF2K, and didn't see a little Beer studmuffin respawn next to me, I hit FRJ, and copped it again ;)

FB

Just came across (ha ha no pun intended), this picture from TFL2. The Moo team photo you didn't see... [19:50] (@sandzaway): rofl [19:50] (@sandzaway): those chicks are even too young for me :P [19:50] (@sandzaway): id do fuzzy though HEHEH FB

I heard a rather nice story yesterday from [PnP]Sold. Having trouble with his Optus@Home connection, Sold decided to ring the O@H support helpdesk. Out of the 300 O@H helpdesk jockeys... Sold scored [PnP]Beer.... the story goes something like this...

Beer: "Optus tech support, this is Dave, how may I help you?"

Sold: "Is there a outage in QLD at the moment?" (*Beer tells me this IS the most asked question, and its FUCKING ANNOYING SO STOP ASKING IT!!)

Beer: "I'll just check, can i have your username"

Sold: "BlehMerBleh"

Beer: "SOOOLD !$@%!@!%"

Sold: "Dave!"

Beer: "MY FUTURE !#$@!"

I think you can guess the rest of the phone conversation...

That is perhaps the MOST romantic story I have heard in quite some time (and when you hang with FatBoy, you get romance bebe). I would say that Sold, is perhaps the luckiest guy I know, I have waited a lifetime to be called "MY FUTURE" from Beer... and still I wait.

*sniff* *sniff* I think my time has past, I am not young enough, not tight enough to ever hear those words from Beer... I have no reason to live... *sniff* *sniff*

I BET BEER WOULD SAY "MY FUTURE" TO KERRY, WOULDN'T YOU BEER, YOU BUKAKKE KING ?!?@?

*sigh*

So sweet.

FB

As the boy of fat said, Sandz and myself will be doing the PnP Celebrity tipping for AFL. Its only 1 round into competition at the moment. So We will both start off with the average which is 4.

Sandz:4
Marsh:4

Essendon vs Richmond
Sandz:Essendon
Marsh:Essendon (Dons are looking powerful early, Tigers will have to be on their game to win this one)

Collingwood vs West Coast Eagles
Sandz:West Coast
Marsh:West Coast (This is my SportsTAB pick of the week. Sensational odds as West coast go in as the underdogs.)

Carlton vs Sydney
Sandz:Carlton
Marsh:Carlton (Whitnall back in the lineup for the blues, Lockett out for the swans. Sydney will struggle to be competitive)

North Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs
Sandz:Nth Melbourne
Marsh:Nth Melbourne (Doggies could very well win this, hard to bet against the favorite on this occasion tho.)

Adelaide vs Geelong
Sandz:Adelaide
Marsh:Adelaide (Geelong early contenders for the wooden spoon)

Brisbane vs Hawthorn
Sandz:Brisbane
Marsh:Brisbane (Hawks cant hack the heat)

Melbourne vs Port Adelaide
Sandz:Port Adelaide
Marsh:Melbourne (Port off to a slow start, Melbourne Should win, but who knows with the dees)

Fremantle vs St. Kilda
Sandz:St. Kilda
Marsh:St. Kilda (Fremantle also going for the wooden spoon early)


There you have it!
See you all next week.

Yes here we are. PnP celebrity footy tipping. Each week you will see some of the greatest PnP celebrities put in their footy tips for the round. But really I wanted to get rid of the lame post from solj.

Oi solj DOOOMA FUCK OFF OUR WEB PAGE GO BACK TO CLAN A DOOOMA FUCK OFF.

Now then. Representing the NRL will be none other than PnP greatest player... Me, yes Fat_Boy. Joining me will be the skilless cheating freek "I can't cuss jump" Sold.

Doing the AFL will be Sandz and Marsh. Yer I know, this should be fun :) I fucking think that will be a cracker.

NRL on Wednesdays, AFL on Thursdays.

Tonight NRL.

Righto. Since we are 3 rounds into the comp, we have decided that both Sold and myself will start with half/half points. That being 11 each. Current points are;

Sold: 11
FB: 11

Ok. Heres this weeks games and tips..

Souths V Dogs -
Sold: Dogs
Fb: Souths

Storm V Eels -
Sold: Eels
Fb: Eels

NQLD V NZ -
Sold: Cowboys
Fb: NZ

Penrith V Tigers -
Sold: Panthers
Fb: Tigs

N.Castle V Raiders -
Sold: Knights
Fb: Knights

Broncs V Sharks -
Sold:Broncs
Fb:Broncs

Eagles V Rooters -
Sold: Rooters
Fb: Rooters

There you have it. May the best man win. Thats easy, cos Sold has female toilet parts.

BYE!~

PnP took on J last night in oztf2 2nd round fixtures..

2fort5 was the usual all d gayness as soon as the flag moved to spiral, but pnp managed a early lift cap to lead, shortly after J capped.. and match was looking like a certain draw until PnP capped with about 8 minutes to go, 20-10.

Rock2 started out really fast paced which saw pnp cap very early on and from there it was pretty slow and fuckall happened apart from us moving flag to cy a couple of times. Final score was 25-2 I think. J showed that they are going to be quite decent this season, even if alf is a raving homo..

Ill find speedstats later ok!

Our resident raver "dave" beer, went out last night. A night full of hard beats and lollies no doubt... He obviously didn't pick up at the club, so he tried for the next best thing.....

Sex with the PnP boys in our super secret channel.

Alas I was still asleep at the time, but Beer didn't forget to invite me.

I awoke later on in the morning, to a lovely sms, requesting me to attend a net sex session with him. He must think I do it all the time because this is all he wrote....

-------------------------
Sender: BEER

#PLUGNPLAY =D
-------------------------

Hehehe. Beer, I may be easy, but I am not cheap.

In hindsight Beer, you should have sms'ed Kerry. We all know shes keen for a bit (cos she ain't getting it off me atm).

=D

Thankyou telstra for owning my connection so i cant browse the web, play in pugs, or put in my footy tips for this week. fucking eat my malay cock you shitcunt i hope the accc eats your ass for 40 billion dollars, go fuck your mums ass you faggets

[21:17] (@raver-): you know fv asked me to join when i left moo, I WISH I HAD
[21:17] (@raver-): U FUCKERS
[21:17] (@Sold): hehe
[21:17] (@raver-): HAT U ALL
[21:17] (@raver-): #@$
[21:18] (@raver-): hmm
[21:18] (@raver-): no ones left pnp over a big bitch fight for a while
[21:18] (@raver-): might be time
[21:18] (@Sold): good fuck off
[21:18] (@raver-): OK

nuff said. sif consider joining those fairies.