Here... for your viewing pleaseure. Some funnies from our super secret channel that doesn't exist. Allow me first to introduce you to the cast.... -Kar- Kariya is a 20 year old manwhore from the state of South Australia. Kar likes to program linux with his faggety FV buddies. Kar is a virgin although he pretends he isn't. -Sandz- Needs no introduction. He is certainly not a virgin. Likes young girls, and adding to his cherry collection. Has perhaps the weirdest "relationship" with a girl named Crystal. -Raver- aka Beer. Last but not least, the raver boy, the man who is going to take the Bukkake world by storm this year with his own 50 shot production! He is cunninly placing himself, to take Crystal from Sandz, and Kerry from FatBoy, to make his own dirty dirty pornos.... Onto the story..... Its another quiet Thursday in PnP land. Young Sandz has returned from a date with his "girlfriend" Crystal...... Scene 1. (raver): so sandz (raver): did you fuck her? (sandz): no (raver): :( (Kar): sandz ffs (sandz): unless i wanted her fat friend and her anorexic friend at the same time (sandz): i cant see that happening (Kar): meh (Kar): never say no to a fat friend :/ (raver): chicks always have ugly friends (raver): to make them look better (Kar): raver: i think its so that they can take the unforunate friends of someone wanting to score their goodlooking mate Scene 2. (@Kar): speaking of head cases had coffee with my bosses daughter yesty ended up talking with her for 3 hours (Kar): i think i might need help (raver): is shes hot? (sandz): is she over 12? :P (Kar): very hot (raver): did you fuck? (raver): :) (sandz): RAVER (raver): haha (Kar): the problem is shes russian (sandz): SEX ISNT ALL THERE IS TO RELATIONSHIPS YOU SLUT :) (Kar): and kinda psyco (raver): BUT IM STILL A VIRGIN IM JUST CURIOUS -- Insert Directors note -- The line above is not true, it is a blatent LIE. Sif virgin. Sif virgin. Scene 3. (Kar): at the same time i look on her computer (Kar): lovers.ru (sandz): russian porn (sandz): pre teen (raver): lol (sandz): it is (sandz): i know these things (sandz): :P (Kar): shes a virgin im pretty sure (sandz): not for long (Kar): but in the google search engine i find stuff auto saved (Kar): like "birth control pills" etc (sandz): heh (sandz): in the auto completion? (Kar): yer :) (sandz): HEH * sandzn disables it Scene 4 (raver): when i come to qld at the end of this year, can i fuck crystal? (sandz): yer maybe (raver): ?? (raver): ! (sandz): i wont be with her then beer :P (raver): you and kerry aloping? (sandz): hahha (sandz): nah fb and i are moving out starting our own male brothel (Kar): AHHA (Kar): malay brothel Scene 5 -Final Scene- (Kar): sandzn: a coupla guys i play hockey with have swedish daughters (Kar): 13/14 [(sandz): hehehe (sandz): sweet (sandz): all mine (Kar): they are 4 year plans... (sandz): yea (sandz): i got some of them at the school where i work.. (sandz): cos they all think im really nice etc (sandz): so im waiting till they finish (Kar): aha (sandz): :) (sandz): lay-by time I hope you enjoyed that. The digusting behaviour of the PnP manwhores is terrible... yet very erotic.... Till next time... FatBoy

Hi there.

Here is the news.

PnP is playing alot of Q3Faggetness and now enough QWTF.

Expect the QWTF team to complain that grens don't drop after you die.

Thankyou

Mess is back to bring love and peace to the often nefarious and conflictuous gaming world. The self titled King of Gaming, has been away reaching for spiritual alignment, working towards enlightenment. The path is still long, and the goal is still far away, however the dream is solid and powerful: To bring peace and harmony to my fellow gamers by promoting the use of friendly gaming tactics. Turning conflicting battles into cooperative missions.

Although I do not have any games, and have no skills in the arts of bunnyhopping, I will renounce all ego and use the arts of non-action and slowness to bring about change. Perhaps someone can send me qwtf so I may start practicing my skills of meeting and communicating within the battlefield.

The field is bloody, but with our love we can turn it into a prairy of green grass and yellow flowers.

It's awesome to be back!

--**THE JIG IS UP THE ONE AND ONLY PnP Fatboy HAS BEEN SPRUNG**--

As you can see PnP Fatboy has been living 2 lives, bye day he plays qwtf for one of the more popular and most seeked out clan PnP. By night, he is a known killer and harvester of children. A born and bread soldier brought up to kill and destroy. (As seen on the movie "soldier" last night.) The question is now. Should happy go Tf players watch there backs? The answer: Yes! Don’t expect to live if you give this strapping young lad shit!

Righto Some PnP news. First off clan PnP has added themselves to Australias best TF comp. OZTF! The page for which can be found HERE. Check it out. A redesigned page, with a competition which will KICK ASS! Other news? Oh yes, I (Boy of Fat), will be in Sydney again next weekend for Two Tribes dance festival. CYA!

There may be rumours circulating, that I have lost my first pug as captain.

There is not truth to those rumours.

The last pug played where I was captain, has been declared null and void.

This is due to the addition of extra team members chosen AFTER the initial 16 pug plyers were listed.

Furthermore, several members of my own team left the pug. Thus it is obvious that an attempt was made to sabotage my perfect pug captain record.

Just in summery.

Played 2

Won 1
Lost 0
Draw 0

Match not counted due to other tam cheating - 1

Record: 100% win record.

Thankyou

After some newb h4ckz0r tried to break into Aus3d the admins have gone all excided on security and looked all hosted sites into safe mode. Causing our pnp spy to die a terrible and slow death. Thanks to the help of admins they have punched a little hole in there security to get our query script operating again.

gg aus3d.

fuckloads of wars played last night, q3f(aqmoo)-Forts against 1004 - 120-0 to us q3f(scrim)-Orbital against 1004 - 1300-300 to us QWTF- W6 vs J - pnp won 20-0 and another late night scrim against ap on rock2 - 74-4 i think. Havent officially welcomed Kodiak, he now carves up both qwtf and q3f for us. ALSO BEER HAS REJOINED QWTF TEAM, and possibly q3f too after NME punished moo. ;) speed stats are below; Forts Orbital Well6(qwtf) Rock2(qwtf)

Today I captained my FIRST ever pug. I am proud to announce, that it was a smashing success.

My record as pug captain stands at:

1 Played

1 Win / 0 Loss / 0 Draw

Thankyou to my brave and skillful team.

Merc, Emp, XS, Sold, Kocka, Duck, AK.

You will always be in my hearts.

My brave little warriors.

/me sheds tears of joy..

Maybe one day, you too can wear the PnP tag...

Joining the ranks of PnP members to hold the number one Q3F spot at the end of a weeks stats are myself and Chino. *claps* [Lev, Marko, Chino, and MadMike have all held it at some stage.]

(@minbari): i got a good joke (@minbari): sent by my godmother in germany (@minbari): GERMAN HUMOUR! (@minbari): ill translate (@minbari): colin powell and george w bush are in a bar talking (@minbari): the barman recognises them and goes "what are you two doing in here?" (@minbari): george w replies "we are planning WW3" (@minbari): then powell adds "we plan on killing 11 FV Dwarves and one glebe street whore" (@minbari): the barman goes "why would you kill one glebe street whore?" (@minbari): then george goes "see i told you no one would care about 11 FV Dwarves" * minbari slaps thighs Love ya work mini

Our 2001 Australian Phatnozzle AND sniper of the year, has made a trip to the US for work.

His work company, saw fit that MadMike invade the US for some additional "training". Come home safely Mike, cos the Q3F team needs you, especially now that Chino plays, cos I HAT HIM and, the team stinks when he plays.

In reply to Chino..... even you're nastyness cant make me leave PnP, as much as I HAT YOU!

And Sandz, you're gonna get some poor girl pregnant :)
There is of course one solution.... THE BROWN.

tata

FB

Well we finally managed to push him over the edge. Our little maray has been spotted sporting the tag AUS. We're not sure if this is showing that he plays for Australia or if he has formed a clan called ARRO SUCKI (don't ask me where the U comes from). Either way, it sounds like plenty of drugs and casual sex for everyone's favourite maray. SCORE A TOUCHDOWN FOR US FB.

Oh wait, wrong game.

Holy shit did you see the size of fatboys cousins ass! thats big enough for ricki lake to make a show out of it.

On to other more important things, life took a sudden turn for the better this morning with a housecall to a home alone crystal :) Needless to say was a rather pleasant morning, after what was a rather disappointing and boring night.

It appears our game with LAG is off due to optus being down, and so they forfeit since we are so much classier and get teen punani not mulleteered eskimoes wearing trenchcoats. A game against xf is organised for tomorrow, although with the state of the GA servers it might not go ahead.

Umm what else, at this point in time.. fb would have finished fapping over the girls nextdoor playing under the hose and ! almost forgot everyone wish fb luck when he plays for AUSTRALIA (NOT MARAYSIA) for touch footy - what a champ.

Mikes off to boston for a week of who knows what that deviant will get up to :)

I'm back at uni in a few weeks.. started work again so ill soon have moooooooney again and this THURSDAY is valentines day so all you homophoebic FV people go buy your boyfriends some flowers and choccies or else there'll be a fair bit of testosterone being thrown around the bathroom

Love and kisses

Sandz

AKA The impregnator whose paranoid about it now :|

This clan is so nasty to me :~(

Look at this shit being posted.

After more than 3 years with PnP, I am now leaving.

Any clan need a highly skilled news poster, message board shit stirer, all round legendary PR man... I am avaliable.

Can play a little TF as well..

Find me in #oztf, don't bother with #PnP, im not going anywhere near these fuckwits again.

CYA

Ex [PnP] FatBoy

Thats right fb, the search is over. After 20 years authorities have managed to find your missing cousin and to their surprise he had made a nice home for himself at the near bye Bogan town of Elizabeth right here in S.A. - Hope everything works out for you 2.

Seems to be a Beer theme, these last couple of news posts :) Thats ok, because the mere mention of the name "Beer" brings the females out to read this page (which is a good thing). Here is an ~~EXCLUSIVE~~ interview with [PnP]Beer (Vince, Raver.... whoever). (Fat_Boy): hi there dave (Fat_Boy): is it ok if i call you vince? (raver): you can call me anytime, bigboy.. (Fat_Boy): now then.... just to get started, can you please state your full name for the interview? (raver): Vince of breakers (raver): or faggus mcwilliams (raver): whatever (Fat_Boy): when you came from moo to pnp. were you overwhelmed by the sexuality of myself and the dehyminizer sandz? and how do you stop yourself from throwing ur body at us? (raver): Coming to pnp from moo was so liberating, I mean theyre all virgins. And to come to a clan where my fellow clan mates impregnate women, dont learn from their mistakes and refuse to use doms, to cuming on unconcious chicks legs and pluggin their asshole.. I feel so at home. (raver): As far as keeping myself from giving my body to fb and sandz, the constant stream of bukkake we deal to our hoe train of kerry, kira, cystal and slappa, Im satisfied, to a degree. (Fat_Boy): who is the biggest cheating clan in aus qwtf and why did you pick FV? (raver): fv are all nerdy linux fags who use cheating clients, have constantly nose bleeds and tits, next question (raver): ps gumbi is cool (Fat_Boy): moralistic question: would you knowingly give a girl drugs in order to take advantage of her later, and fap on her leg after she has passed out? (raver): my sole aim at the end of a good night is to fap on an unconcious unsuspecting person, whether I would restrict that to only jizzing on females probably shows my morality :) (Fat_Boy): describe yourself in 15 words or less (raver): I'm sweet and sensitive, I wear a fancy hat on sundays (Fat_Boy): is there any truth to the rumour you are making a retirement from tf? or did you only say that to give hope to other clans that they might beat us? (raver): ya its all over, might see a camio here and there, but im all bunnyhopped and dodgey-graphic'd out (Fat_Boy): :~( (Fat_Boy): if you could be someone else for a day, who would it be, what would you do, and who would you sleep with? (raver): Id be tom arnold to get some of that sweet sweet rosanne bar ass (raver): fucking hawt (raver): oh id be you too, so i oculd bang kerry (raver): shes kinda sexc (raver): :D (Fat_Boy): any time :D (Fat_Boy): dirty skank (raver): am not (Fat_Boy): are too (raver): just wait for 2 tribes, im gunna give a reacharound of no return (Fat_Boy): Hehe (Fat_Boy): well vince of breakers, just a couple more. what does the future hold for you now? what are you aiming for in life, and how many girls do you intend on rooting this year? (raver): well ive been clean of drugs for about a month now, im choosing life and heading on, choosing no qwtf and lotsa q3f, choose impregnating and teens, choose adix sheep shag t shirts, choose BETHANY and lotsa hawt sex, choose more bukkake and reacharound, choose pnp, and CHOOSE GETTING FUCKED OFF MY TITS AT 2 TRIBES eeeee (Fat_Boy): cheers :) SEX!

Sadly there are negative side effects from having a detox from drugs.

The previous rant from [MOO]Beer, really highlights this.

Another effect of drug detox, is lack of memory.

That being, PnP loosing to MOO in the regular AQU season, only to be beaten TWICE by PnP in the season finals.

Here at PnP, we accept no form of clan disloyalty. Beer has been put into his place, and will be spanked accordingly at my next trip to Sydney (expect pictures).

[PnP]Efff Bee

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