I had some news here but I've been asked to remove it :( then i decided to put it back. LAG*T'lexii, [NME]Lain and myself have made it to the Q3F Beta2 test team. That’s about all I can say at this time. Rules are pretty strict on what I can talk about. At the current time Lain has still not signed up. His words were hehe i'm always the last to find out .. i thought it was some joke or something

Something I found in my archive of pics from Uni.
Yer thats me, and no thats NOT Kerry.. Shhhhh Secret Squirrels FB

I know many of you have been asking for part of my Sydney trip. That will come soon..... However i would like to give a very SPECIAL warning about the worlds premier PORN TERRORIST.... -- Emhootchi Rubbish Bin Laden With Dogs -- This man (part goat/part human), is responsible for the worlds biggest collection of adult porn movies, leeched off the net, totalling some 43 million CD's and growing. We all know he is a p0rn freek. But to understand how Emhootchi works, we must try to understand where he came from. What possesed a young, innocent child such as Emhaitch... go from this:
to this:
to finally the worlds most wanted p0rn fiend..
Remember, he destroyed the World Trade Centre Towers, and replaced them with the worlds BIGGEST collection of porn CD's....
*gasp* The terror! Please... if you have any information as to the whereabouts of Emhootchi, please let us know in #pnp, as we would love to get a copy of his porn CD's... for evaluation (of course). Becareful, he is dangerous, and heavily armed (especially his right forearm, which is MASSIVE in proportion to the rest of his body). Do not attempt to apprehend Emhootchi, leave it up to the specialists in #pnp. We have the skills and required Hungarian bait to trap this dangerous pr0n fiend. That is all. FB

Machinehead doesn't have much of a pron problem.

Check out his list of full movies:

[13:34] -EMHIatch- Hardcore Innocence (1-2)
[13:34] -FB-snooze- you
[13:34] -FB-snooze- are
[13:34] -EMHIatch- I Love Lesbians 3
[13:34] -FB-snooze- a
[13:34] -FB-snooze- freek
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Bruste (1-2)
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Debuetantinnen 8
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Fotzen
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Klassenziel Sex
[13:34] -FB-snooze- ROFL
[13:34] -EMHIatch- L'Amour De Laure
[13:34] -EMHIatch- L,Incidente Aux Enfers
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- La Marionette
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Le Jouet De Desir
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Lingerie
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Matrik
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Maximum Perversum
[13:34] -EMHIatch- New Generation Sweedish Hardcore
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Oceans Of Lotions
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Pinups 2
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Private, Call Girl
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Private, Cum Shot Deluxe 2
[13:35] -FB-snooze- that it?

ROFL.

Goodnight.

I'm going away for the weekend to the coast to a lovely hotel If you would like to join me, you cant, but thats ok.. because im tired ok?! I have about 5 hours to do 7 weeks worth of work to show to my tutor tomorrow, she's not gonna be a happy lady and in the words of a great warrior im a bad boy Umm fv are gay, they say they dont know well6, well boys id like to know what the fuck youve been doing the last 3 years? I wont even get to see crystal this weekend :( which sucks major patty peni, and chino should play tf again because he's a girly man who ignores us. And soldier doesnt provide the love he used to. Im disappointed

That is all

Ansett and NZAir are fucking cockspanking fuckstains. I hope they die, and then give me 2 free tickets to sydney return!

In qwtf we played e, the scores speak for themselves. And i think we played f+ one day of the weekend too, on spamt3ch l0ckd0wn. we took some risks and we 6 attack when mike dropped! anyhoo teh score ended up being 20-10. check the wars section for more. Looking forward to playing F+ in another map :P

Seek help HERE.

Reward offered to name this annon gurner.... Oh yer, if ur wondering... they are Pink Spades and a Smiley. FB.

I have been doing some snooping around to find a picture of these babies. There have been rumours that there will be strict security arrangements organised for the lan. One of these is the issuing of id cards which must be worn by all at all times (This includes trips to the local Maccas and KFC). Anyway, someone sent me in this photo, which shows FB sporting the now TF2 LAN id cards.

MH

I think it's trying to say something!

Got to work this morning and glance at my odometer.

It read 71337........ I stopped for a moment and wished it read 31337, then went to work...

Can this be....have you ever been on cable for more than 18 months and then went BACK to modem? I once had my testicles stood on by a Ram we're trying to desex and I swear that was more fun that the experience of a 56k modem after having cable.

So I move to this new street...People who live in surrounding suburbs have cable, yet this 900m stretch of road apparently hasn't been cabled up yet. ADSL is "not far away" (Telstra termonology meaning = "Fuck man, we just broke the 64kbps bandwidth barrier 6months ago...give us a break")...so who knows how long I'll be on this gaybo dialup. Gotta make friends with some close cable kiddies so I can LAN.

Anyway...added to that, only one phoneline which means I gotta get off to make a phonecall. Like living in the 70s...I swear... :(

BeeE has brought it to my attention about his new quake pak file that has so many sound triggers in it for Zquake its just no laughing matter. There is a trigger for everything, its all written up in a nice setout config set. Its definatly worth a look and if you want to use it / customise it you can do that using Pak Explorer, which is available somewhere, you just have to look for it. You can download the BeeEPak here. 3.8MB Nice work BeeE, once you look at how much work has been put into it you can full appriciate it. WD

We played Dr in Q3F game last night, one AQU map of Well6, which PnP won 100-20, and then we pulled a scrim of hardcore which resulted in a huge 300-170 (scores more then likly incorrect) Dr had about 3-4 slarts in the hardcore map which made it all the more fun! GG Dr, and btw. We are missing our Q3F mascot/l33t leader type person in the form of Leviath! Which is moving away from cable :( So lets hope he gets some good pinged modem access and isnt away for too much longer :| COME BACK LEV! I saw this morning Covert posted a URL with some MP3 files in it, these are all prank calls of some sort, and there are even ones that have relevance to TF, about sentry guns and what not, take a look!

After the glorious and perfectly justified raping of NSW at the hands of Queensland in this years State Of Origin, I decided to travel to Sydeny to see how the NSW people were taking the MASSIVE defeat. So I arrived at Syd airport, with no Emhaitch to be seen, not that I was worried, Emhootchi is notorious for being late (unless porn is involved). Finally MH arrived (his excuse? "Its Hungarian national day, I slept in"), and we drove to MH's place in his hotted up Hyundai Excel, to experience first hand Sydney driving. Typical driving scene: MH "Oi cunt, fuck off FUCK OFF FUCK OFF, get out of the way" FB "Ahh fuck, love Sydney aye (sarcasm)" MH "Yer people are so rude here. OI CUNT FUCK OFFFFF FUCK OFFF" FB "bahahah" MH "See that? No respect, NO ! DONT PULL OUT THERE, FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFF" Finally arrived @ MH's penthouse suite (minus the nekkid girls). I am told I must sleep in the laundry, as his computer is in the spare room, and NOTHING is to stop MH watching his porn. Anyways, the laundry is quite nice, I share it with a toilet and MH's dirty washing (MH doesnt have a washing machine or dryer, so as the token black fella, I am to do his washing) That night, we do the usual, fuck around on the net, with MH stressing about the BPA 3 gig cap. MH "How am I supposed to download porn, on 3 gig?" FB "Ummmm MH" /me points to MH's porn collection. PICTURE HERE FB "You dont need anymore porn, you have a stack 6 foot high" MH "Never enough porn, need to download MORE!" FB "You ever heard of Silvia Saint?" Bahahaha. :0~~~~~~~~~~ Anyways, Cann decides to rock around that night. Great to catch up with him.. as MH would say "Hes damn funny, but dont get him on the pot, because he never stops giggling". In typical Cann style, his first words. Cann "Hello comrade" Bahahaha Cann stays for a couple of hours, we chat about going to SUBLIME on the Friday night, and the quality of lollies in Sydney. Cann gives me the run down on whats good in Sydney. Cann "Mrs Fat Breast... have you heard of Zanadu?" FB "Heard of what?" Cann "They have very nice girls, give you massage, make you feel good..." FB "What sort of girls?" Cann "Nice asian yunnel, I go there all the time, they rub your doodle and sit on your face" FB "WTF? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe later Cann" :) So after a couple of hours chatting to Cann, we arrange to go out the following night (Friday), and meet up with some of the other guys from online. END PART 1 Heres a snippet from Part 2. ------------------------------------------------ FB "Heya Dave (Beer), how are ya" Beer "Ahhhh yer, pretty good" FB "Hey man, your eyes look funny..." ---------------------------------------------------- Cya - EfffBeee

Since this site hasnt been around for a while a lot of you may have missed the man himself in action. I'm talking about this video, watch it, laugh and praise the man :)

The site has been worked on surprisingly, thanks to covert for giving a hefty hand in doing that. He got the PnPSpy running without cron and did the server spy thing on the left, where the map images display on what map is running on the server at the time. Also the public board is up and running, so want to flame us? go here and give us our all, please dont do stupid stuff or your posts will be removed.