A few people have been nice enough to ask me what I've been doing since my operation. (very painful removal of direct link straight into the optus backbone) Bascially I've been looking for a job. Applications just went out to the Defense Intelligence Organisation and the Dept of Finance and Administration... *sigh* job --> money --> net connection

So yeah, I might end up becoming a spook and hunting you all down with my laptop to kill.

The circle of life. Sandz stop smoking so much of the wacky stuff.

Just for the satisfaction of the people who don't type www. infront of clanpnp.com, i've made it so you can access the site via http://www.clanpnp.com/ and http://clanpnp.com/. Hope my effort has made other people's lives much better..

Tonight the CS team did clan PnP proud, winning another CS match. We challened CSX to a game of dust, and after a late start, PnP began as Terrorists.

With a full compliment of PnP players, led by Gak and Snowflash, PnP began well, losing only 1 round, to win as T's 10-1.

The lagged Ewat (making his "comeback" game), was impressive as a HPB (Bring on ADSL Twatalopolous!!), scoring many fine kills, and covering most of the PnP team from the sneaky flank attacks of CSX.

I think we managed to get the bomb planted most times, with CSX diffusing our plant once.

As Terrorist, CSX was hard pressed to stop the assaults of Snowflash, Gak and Kingpin, who racked up some impressive kills. Not forgetting that Huraaa, scored a triple kill in one round, IMPRESSIVE !@@!!

As CT, PnP tried our new Dust strat out, developed by that sexy HPB Huraaa, to great effect. Keeping CSX away from the bomb sites proved a worthy challenge, but our strats worked rather well, with CSX only managing to plant the bomb twice.

2 good diffuses saw PnP win as CT 10 - 0.

A thankyou goes out to CSX, who played a clean, no sledging fair match.

To the PnP guys, I'm proud to say that it was a great team effort, and enjoyed by me alot!

Thanks guys!

EFFFFFFFFF BEEEEEEEE

As pointed out to me by Digital Jedi, a pretty funny little .avi (1.3 meg) found HERE. Later FB

End of a fabsmabulous year and onto the next. 2000 was prolly the best year of my life and mobile home fucking capped it off nicely. Best music I have heard in ages, lots of talent and scamming into VIP room owned =)

anyways we took lots of drugs, danced our arses off, only bummer was that i didnt meat emhaitch or the little hawaiin boy :(

oh that and the thing ending 3 hours early due to wankers gatecrashing. you fags suck dick, just cos ur too cheap to by a ticket.
anyways, looking back twas a top night.

oh and if anyone finds my wallet, /msg me :0

Dear PnP fans. We are in need of your help. We have lost one of our members. There is a fantastic reward on offer for the personn who manages to return this member back to us.

~~DESCRIPTION~~

Name: Messiah aka Mess, Abs, Bobby.

Looks Like: A sex god with huge pecs.

Last seen:

YES! We have lost Messiah. Anyone who can find him and return him to us will be rewarded with Sandz's cherry.

Thankyou.

Efff_Beee

HI! New years was as shit as ever .. NO ROOT. To those people who managed to make year 2000 a good one thankyou, to those people who fucked it up - fuckyou!
Im shit

Happy 2001 to all. Hope you enjoyed it - because it's another year of your life. Anyway, my new years resolution is to jump out of a perfectly good plane and hope there's a working parachute around.

Indeed, what more would a PnP'er wish for than global recognition of their TF superiority? (Oh, and maybee a feltch from any of our resident QLD gay malays like FB or Vlad, or some 'brotherly love' from some of our South Australian twins, or some 'bisexual love' from that hermaphrodite that is Karyia, or some 'russian pussy fondling' from our resident import Cann, or some 'High Class hookerage' from our resident Armani representative, Zoomer, or some 'Im not a compuer nerd' action from Mess, or some 'Navy seal anal action' from Soldier, or some 'Punk rock' testicle fondling, from Sandz, or some 'David Hasselhoff sweet talking' from Gak, or some 'Beer Kimmorley' action, or some 'Extasy induced jizz lobbin' from MadMike' or some 'Rated R Malay action' from the 2 young Sydney Gay Malays, Pug and Ewatt) Anyway, back to the topic, A translation of a well known Russian TF page has acknowledged the God like status that Zoom enjoys around the world TF scene, by changing the name of their favourite online game in his honour. Here is the actual quoted translation: "From Monday will begin the method of preliminary claims for participation in the second open tournament on timfortress." Well, there you have it, PnP IS THE WORLD's BEST KNOWN TF CLAN BAR NONE. I hope this has made all your xmas wishes come true, if not the fact that we are now famous, then try and visualise any of the lurid suggestions mentioned above, and enjoy!

I hope santa brought you all brand new GF gts's :))

Well, finally we decided to join up for AQU (Q3F League), more so a misunderstanding that withheld the application. The email is sent and we are awaiting reply, PnP are very new to Q3F and I am very hopeful of a good run in the season ahead.

And Merry Christmas, have a good and safe one people.

First non-working day for me and I get so bored I was working on the site :P

Public Site:
- Archived News Werks!
- New Recent Clan wars thingo on the right
- Made the voting booth invisible until I finish it (one day)

Members Only Site:
- File Uploading/Sharing is all fixed up!
- Few cosmetic changes in the message board (easier to read, bigger text, diff colours)

More to come soon...

Merry xmas!

Well - heres an update as to the happenings in the pnp q3f scene.

We have just recruited a new member - Leviath - who a kick arse attack rapist who will make an invaluable addition to our growing team!

Wish him all a warm pnp welcome!

The lineup as follows:
Me, Zoom, Fatboy, Pug, Ewat, Vlad, Leviath - and tomorrow Adix and Helm!

Last night, the PnP CS team took on [cbf]. It was planned to be a 2 map affair, but [cbf] struggled to get numbers for the second map.

Italy was PnP's first Hostage rescue map played in a clan game. We started out badly as CT, going down to some VERY shard AWP shooting of clan [cbf]. PnP only managed 4 wins to [cbf]'s 10.

As Terrorists, PnP did rather well, with Adix, Helm and "Grens" controlling the outside of the T house. Pug and Huraaa along with I, held the inside of the house.

Huraaa did really well with his 400 ping and 10 frames a second.

PnP came away with a 10-3 win as T's.

All in all a pretty good game, especially for the inexperienced PnP team. No sledging and a pretty clean affair, except Pug who was FRUSTRATED to the max :P~~~

My little Puggy, lub j00.

Well played [cbf], hope to get another map against you soon.

WD to the PnP guys, I enjoyed the game, even tho I got anally raped as CT.

Next time Gak, dont drink TOO much :)

FatBoy

3 Items of newsworthy mention.

1. I just snapped my one and only surfboard this morning. Great, have to fork out 500 clams for a new one.

2. FV game was fun to watch. Zoom still owns you all.

3. About TF2 Lan details I posted.

I have been getting messages about "wrong names", "not mentioning ppl who set it up", "wrongly accusing people of shit", "calling so-and-so a so-and-so".

LOOK... I DONT give a FUCKING SHIT. Deal with it. Maybe I reported wrong, and fucked up! Who cares, your mum likes to root, and gives good head.

Get over it already.

Love and all that...
Efff Beee

SORRY MR FAT, I AM BORED AND WANT TO WRITE ABOUT A MATCH =(

FV apparently lanned so they could play us (2 in tassie anyway) and coz mikee is having a whinge at me, umm...won't say anymore =) Scores were 40-40 for both maps of gaycore and gay6.

FV had this tendency to pull off perfectly timed attacks.., but they got cut to the penis with sexsandz, sexadixx, sexbeer, and sexwhoeverwasondefencecozicantremebmer. They know our caw-defence-of-sex owned their gayer-than-jin-LAN-attacks-of-fatboys-ping...nevertheless was interesting to see almost ALL caps going simultaneously....

I have no idea about offence, but i hear FV were being fucking gay (duhh dets on lifts and other oldskool-tricks that i personally think are fine =) BRING BACK ATTACK CHASING FAGGOOTSSSS) Even so, our attacx0rs of deathx0r still 0wnered despite such gay-play...

OH yeah, that scout who was chasing sold back on last cap coulda won it for FV coz he was on 2health...sucked shit =D

STill was a fun game...

you mean to say any one of us idiots can abuse the news!? heheeHEHEHE

i would like to say that i rorted the system and got a UAI of 99.05

oh yea, btw, latest breaking news is that everybody in pnp has bought q3a and can now legally play q3f......wow! :\

jin has hairy balls

Dear clan [PnP] applicant,

I refer to your clan [PnP] application dated 15/Dec/00. Please find attatched the final exam which will determie your eligability to join clan [PnP].

This test paper is in simple True/False format, and refers to the dodgy TF lan held on December 16th.

You must answer all correctly.

~~QUESTIONS~~

1. The LAN venue was easy to find, no-one got lost, and Sandz is great at directions.

2. Clan [PnP] made up almost half the LAN population.

3. [XF] "Fuck CS, I would rather let an Elephant fuck me, than play CS" Sinister, played BETTER with 1 dodgy hand than with 2 functioning hands.

4. Sinisters sore hand was his LEFT hand.

5. Zoom and Mess were the first to arrive at the LAN, even going to sleep at 9:30 the night before.

6. [PnP] Vlad wore denim shorts again.

7. [KwK] Hammocks computer NEVER crashes.

8. -SF-Colt, NEVER whinged about the raping -SF- copped the night before from clan [PnP].

9. The meat pies were always hot.

10. Liz has a big mouth and NEVER shuttsup.

11. The only guy that [PnP]FatBoy could kill was BANGERS.

12. Marshy was the most active and happy guy at the lan.

13. PE would be safe around police sniffer dogs.

14. [PnP]Messiah didnt feel up [PnP]FatBoy.

15. Crashman and Messiah had a fist fight.

16. [PnP] Zoom has given up spamming.

17. [PnP]Soldier is rude and tried to pick everybody to fight him.

18. Liz was once mistaken by PE as being [PnP]FatBoy.

19. The most popular i.p address at the LAN was 10.0.0.43

20. [PnP]FatBoy's porn server was most visited by LIZ.

21. We played alot of counterstrike.

22. Sandz has given up the wacky weed.

23. [PnP]Messiah didnt spam in Steal 4D.

24. [PnP]Messiah, didn't get angry at people about lame Spaz tactics.

25. A group of about 5 lanners left for 20 minutes to go and discuss TF tactics, comming back with red eyes and bong water on their shorts.

26. [PnP]Beer made a special guest appearance, and [PnP]FatBoy couldn't keep his hands off his secksi, Fabio type body.

~~END EXAM~~

ANSWERS.

1. False, sandz is shithouse at directions. The lan venue was in the middle of the bush, the closest road at least 10 km away.

2. True, we own you.

3. True.

4. False. Sin hurt his hand whacking the snake, therefore it is his RIGHT hand.

5. False. SIF.

6. False. [PnP]Vlad is still on his honeymoon. He is married, and never expect to see the malay tank again. EVER.

7. False. Fucking piece of shit crashed at least 83 times.

8. False. Colty needs more tissues. Although, I must say a big thanks t Colt for organising us a venue, cheers mate.

9. False. Ask Mess.

10. False. Didn't speak 1 word :(

11. True. Fuck it :(

12. False. "Food poisoning" from a McDonalds McBUNDY burger.

13. Heh, no comment.

14. False. Where DIDN'T he feel me up? I feel violated.

15. False. Crash sat in the corner all day and didn't say shit once Mess arrived.

16. False. SIF

17. False. Soldier is a dead secksi champion. Suck shit to any clan that ever knocked him back. Hes OURS, MUAAHAHHAAHAH !!

18. True. Werk PE.

19. False. 10.0.0.69 was the most popular. I stole it off Hammock, then PE tried to steal it off me, but my eleet hack saw skills stopped him doing so.

20. False. Although, it hardly got used to be honest.

21. False. Too many girls at this LAN, remind me to goto a LAN where there are guys with BALLS, and play CS.

22. False. SIF

23. False. Spam king, once the one-net god.

24. False. Mess almost burst a head tumor getting up people.

25. False. This group of 5, went to discuss the workings of a coke bottle.

26. False. Beer didnt come to the lan, but if he did, fuck hold me back, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him :P~~~


GREAT LAN GUYS.

Thanks to Sandz, Colt and whoever else helped to get it running.

FAAAAAAAAAAAT BOOOOOOOOOY

Other than the usual, HSV Maloo UTE that I ask for every year, I have a new christmas wish. I wish I was a good looking chick. Because I would fondle and jazz myself all day everyday. Any I would be a beaver munching, fish eating lesbian too. How good would that be, with big fake tits and rock hard nipples. Is that too much to ask for? Thanks Santa, you're a champion. FB