On my desk, I have a few photos. One is of Hitler having anal with Emhaitch (MH has a big smile on his face). One other pic is of Sandz, Mess and Cann having a big hug.

The final picture is of Zoom, he is suspended mid air, with a holy glow around him. And there are about 1000000 people all bowing down to him, cos he IS THE TF GOD.

There is a phone, glass, can of soda, cd cases, and lots of paper on my desk

HELLO. I went out tonight to a few pubs/clubs and i have to say it was the lamest night for months, specially for a friday night. Never seen so many fugly, skanky bitches out on one night.. so i would mention my night but it wasnt that exciting cos my view was blocked my fugly whores.

ALTHOUGH we got off the bus and saw this girl i knew from grade 8 and damn she was hot, we followed her round for a while before deciding we needed some more to drink.

The bouncer at the RE IS GAY. I'll miss you madmike my dear.. i hope everythign goes well and when you move to syd you get a great job, look forward to meeting up with you one day in the future to go e'ing together :).

As for the rest of you, I'd like to say .. HI! BEGAW GET IN TJHE VAN YOU SHAGGY SAGGY SLOPPY FUDDLY YUNNEL POP WHORES.

Oh and i love you. specially fb :)

PnP have been secretly developing this new cool looking site. The problem is that we're still developing it after about 2 months.. The impatient bastards wanted me to make it go live so it's done. Lots of shit doesn't work, so live with it!

Well PnP have played XF a couple of times and the scores tell the story for use all in the results section. We also recently played KwK, a lucky quick bam cap and a lockdown proceeding done them well, PnP putting 5-6 on attack and still not being able to get through the 6 man D, ah well, thats bam gayness for you. Well6 however proved the most dominant group of gamers however, the scores arent lying! No lockdown defence available on well6 so yeah. Was a good fun match.

Dont let me forget the FX/SF kinda game we had, a mixed team, was pretty boring. See Results section for intimate details.

PnP are moving into some CS game soon, although we are newbies in a relativly old game, we play more for the fun side of it then to be good at it. So yeah fun stuffs the name with CS.

Almost 6 weeks without sex.

Doesn't include the sexI had with Soldier last night.

!Telstra AUP is scary!
boo

Make that 5 weeks without sex from my long term girlfriend.

The stubbie coolers at work are looking mighty sexy now.

Just a quick word from your local PnP Liquor Distribution Attendant (sounds better than bottleshop cunt). Anyways, if you haven't noticed, schoolies is in full swing on the Gold Coast. Yer, so that means young cunts getting drunk n shit, raping girls (true story), and trying to pull fake ID's in the bottleshop.

Well, I would like to say that I have NEVER seen so much teen tit and ass ever in my life. And for you young pricks, go and get some, cos im too old for that now (officially anyways).

Oh yer, and also, I've seen a few years of schoolies, and by FAR this years schoolies have the BIGGEST tits ever for youngens.

I might have to grope some, im that horny for teen tit. Would you believe ive had a girlfriend for almost 5 years, and we havent had secks in almost 4 weeks? Pretty lame hey?

Fuckit im over it all. sick of bigponds AUP shit, sick of packetloss, sick of work, sick of my girlfriend, sick of cunts annoying me in irc, sick of the shit surf, sick of football, sick of the gym, sick of having no friends on the coast and not having a life.

my whinge for the year. get fucked you homos.

FB

ta Adix, !

woohoo well the sander is back form a long retirement yeyey!
hrm well whats happneed in my life lately.. not much. IM STILL SINGLE. So like yea, give me yunnel.
Went to subliime on friday and took a fugging awesome cap which had me dancen from 2- 7. was but buggered afterwards but hey., twas good night with a little bit of chickie actoin :P but I haven't called her yet, me bad. 4 days is a bit long to suddleny call aye?
oh well, i had my fuin.

umm now to PNP
THE DIXON BRUDDAHS helmoot and adix are now lpb'ing away so lookmout fags sif we lose another match now :)

er, did i mention sandz is back, yes? well fuckit HES BAKC AND WE LOVE HIM SO MUCHLY.! dont leavea agin sweety.

hmmm, eer, fuck im strugglinh, theres fuck al going on atm. im about to take a few days leave from work cos like i deserve it and im going to sit around the house being a fat cunt doing nothing.

ill go now, SOMEONE POST SOMEHTNG ON THIS BOARD FOR ONCE, we need nOOOOS.

reeb.

I'm back, and you still all suck, specially you bobby dear :)

I LUB JOO

We recently lost some members from pnp. Sandz left. Pug left. Gascar kindly went along his merry way to kwk. And to those of you wondering, YES WE DO STILL PLAY TF.
VEELAD recently got adsl, so hopefully the attacking machine will be getting more active. AND THE DIXON BOYS are bettering their mighty camtech connection and yes helm and adix will be on adsl. I think on the 16th. THATS ALL THE NEWS FOR TODAY FOLKS!

Yeah, still kicken along, even this webpage is nowadays.... Although a friendly garden snail i know is dissen how fast were moving. So yeah. Garden Snails are owning us.

WELCOME BEER TO PNP COS THERES NO RECORD OF HIM EVEN EXISTING IN PNP EVEN THOUGH HE OWNS YOUR BUNGHOLE AND IS MID AIR QUEEN.

WE LUB MJOO BEEROR.!
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thanks guys ;)

well slutted for kwk last night v ap, oh woops i mean gac and owned myself in rr. wellsex was fun wiff me n the sand0r getting a couple caps and then chasing for rest of match. wayhayw.
twas a draw in end for anyone that cares.

thats about all my tf news apart from constantly being called a cheat on one.net.
I HAVE FUCKING 20 PING U FAGGOTS GET OVER IT.

In other news my famous gf (and yes those pics are real:) and I broke up last weekend :( twas for the best and we are still friends apparently (dont you fucking hate it when they want to stay friends, no matter how long you dont fuck, you always know the way her moot smells and how she screams when you shove your manliness in her pastrami. tis weird) ANYWAY.

I'm now single and available for all you shexcsy beats. and sorry sold i dont swing that way :(

jsut a littel rant. will post more when i get my own login :)

beeeeerz.

Well well, i can tell right now this CS BULLSHIT won't last long :))
LONG LIVE PnP TEAM FORTRESS

Tonight, the in-experienced, but talented PnP Counter-Strike team, took on clan ATF. Maps being Nuke and Prodigy, on the FV server.

Needing to get off to a good start, ATF were actually leading PnP 2-0 during the first map (Nuke). But thanks to some great team work and cohesion, team PnP came back to win 8-2, playing as the counter terrorists.

Into the change over, PnP playing Terrorist, we knew that this would be tough, as Nuke is not a Terrorist friendly map. ATF once again led early up, with PnP's rushes at the start being met by some intense gun fire by the ATF team. ATF were able to get their guys where we were heading, before we even knew where we were going ourselves!

Some quick thinking by Mike and Pug, helped us to sucessfully bomb the map several times, by sneaking the bomb via alternate routes. PnP Britney was also on fire that map =)

PnP ended up winning that round 10-5.

Prodigy was the new map, with PnP playing the CT's first up. With ATF firing some stray shots (alot of TK's), PnP managed a flawless victory, scoring 10-0, on another CT friendly map. Ewat, Mike and I were able to hold off one side of the map whilst Poo, Pug and the slut Britney, took it to ATF via the "low" route.

Come the change over, ATF were having problems keeping their team intact. Mr Poo started to fire a bit more (a slow start from him), and PnP were able to get the bomb planted quite a few times. There were alot of fights around the bomb sites, with ATF taking a couple of the rounds.

Ewat, and myself (Boy of Fat), nominated ourselves as "decoys", taking off in the other direction, to draw fire away from the main pack. Before I did this my score was 5-1, after I started to follow Twat, my score slipped to 7-10 *sigh*. My efforts were NOT helped by Twat blinding me twice in a row. I think he did this so I was the DECOY for him to carve up with his shotty.

All in all, this was a fun match, and the first internet clan game that a few of the PnP guys played.

Thanks to the ATF clan, for a friendly match (and their stray shots that managed to hit themselves more than us :P ).

Hopefully PnP can go on to win a few more CS clan matches. We look forward to your challenges!

FAT BOY

Thats right..... PnP officially play Camper-Strike now !!! Our first clan match is on Friday night Vs the talents of clan ATF.

The CS line up of PnP is: Mad Mike, Me (Boy of Fat), Soggy, Puggy, Kariya and a couple of other boys :)

And we also welcum into the ranks of PnP....
The studly EWAT, of clan TE fame (Boo HISS Boo!).His addition into the clan is primarily for CS matches, and later (hopefully), TF clan games as well.

There ya have it. Nothing exciting, no stories of nekid women, or tittie rubs... mmmmmmmm tittie rubs......

So fear PnP, we now play CS too!

Bye!

Efff Beee

The news posting page broke! It is fixed now!

[gascar] [date 21/10/00]

Nothing short in excitement category last night as PNP once again cooked up a victory from the new setup of KWK. Just to show what i am talking about, here are some quotes I retrieved from last nights game.
Mr Cann : boring
Mr Cann: booooooooooooooooooooooring
Mr Cann: I am going to sniper def in well6 next time.

the game line up was as follows.
PNP
soldier
cann
adix
MrPoo
pug
gascar
sober(helm or nev)
bendover(helm or nev)

KWK
kodiak
sarah
fri
fagstar
guardian
luz
MrABC
DP
spartacus(reserve)

looking at the line up for both teams, you would think that this game was more like PNP vs PUG. The news is that luz and fri joined forces with KWK with guardian being the trialee. Fri became the all time demoman taking over demoniacs role who at the time was happily dating with his gf having sex at a park behind a tree while his teammates had to deal with US.

Things were pretty straight forward in bam4 with a 10-0 victory. Our flag never looked in danger with Canning in the spiral and big blob of poo in the lift. Probably they didnt like the smell of the lift coz poo was having such an easy time with his droppings. cann on the other hand couldnt care less if the enemies came down spiral coz he was absolutely bored(he was totally unbeatable). Soldier as always delived the goods. Dunno if its becoz zoom wasnt there or was it becoz of the good def of KWK coz we only won 10-0 in bam4.

When it comes to well6, wellllll KWK did an amazing job with that first cap in the game on the 26th minute. You gotta love the time when they ran out of the sewers with our flag and ran straight back into our tower area from the main entrance before he was taken down. I still recon it was the laughing of that incident that caused the first flag to be capped. After that cap, soldier and helm decided that it was the end of fun and games and took us back to victory with their two caps nearing the completion of the game. The comment from KWK was,
lordmarsh: I didnt know the dispenser was taken out from the bar!! (I thought the bar tender would have told u. He probably had one too many last night.).
The scores ended with 20-10 in well6, good game PNP/KWK.
And I heard Guardian aparently didnt make the cut last night.........shame on you guys

P.S. I am getting totally mixed up with all the funny names from helm and nev, funny names makes it hard for me to write and I tend to leave them out.... =P
exception of course was Adix, he did his job, he made the killings, amazing in everyway. nothing more to say.....

And i dunno why I forgot to mention pug... probably becoz of the duel we had earlier