Had a scrim vs the judan's tonight.

Was a tight game for the first minute then pnp pulled out a slight lead and scraped home.

alf is gay

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Ok. This may well turn out to be one of my "started, but never finished" projects I do for the PnP page.

Anyhow... having spent 8 years living on a University College (res), I thought I may pass onto you, TF fans...

FATBOYS GUIDE TO GIRLS AT UNIVERSITY!

What brought this about? Well having spoken to my good friend Minbari, and discussing the sluts, errrrm girls at his Uni, I decided that I shall pass on my knowledge to you the reader...

Part 1.

GIRLS LOVE THE COCK.

Righto. Now we all know how guys are ment to chase pussy, and how we all love girls blah balh, and girls are supposed to not have a sex drive ect.. ect..

Well thats utter bullshit. Having seen over 700 females go thru the college (res) I was living at, I can confirm to a "T", that each and every one of them LOVED THE COCK.

Example 1 (and yes im going to use real names):

Rebecca, was a first year. Apparently a virgin before she moved onto res. Now then, a good mate of mine George (who happens to be a greek stud - more about using the color later), got rebecca into his room, got her nekkid, and proceeded to jam some fingers into her... now then, in the process of doing so, he "accidently" stuck a few up the bum. This was a turning point in young rebeccas life, she said to him "george, uve got the wrong spot", to which he replied "you love it". Not another word was said, and george continued on, giving rebecca the "barracuda" (finges up the pussy AND bum at the same time). Remember this was comming from a "virgin". George then proceeded to fuck her silly, and in fact I can say that in the year to follow over 15 guys I know did the same thing, not one to miss out on a bit of slutini, I was raped by her as well.

This girl now goes out on a friday and saturday night, by herself just to pick up guys. I had a friend finger jam her ON THE DANCEFLOOR at the criterion hotel in Brisbane. SHE LOVES THE COCK.

Example 2:

Another rebecca. A sweet young thing, very pretty, we all thought that she wouldn't put out at all, your typical country girl. Anyways my friend andy, got her a bit pissed, got her back to her room, did the deed. She then told her friends that she was drunk, and it was a mistake. Now then... thats what she wanted everybody to believe... BUT SHE CONTINUED TO FUCK ANDY ON THE SLY. Another time it was the 19th birthday of my mate luke, and as a birthday present, he got the works from her. SHE LOVES THE COCK.

I could go on and on with examples, but I am going to save some for later on.

The lesson to be learnt here.

As much as girls at Uni may say that they dont like one night stands, or they "don't do that", its utter utter bullshit. Once they've had the cock once, they can never say no. It may take a little bit more to get them going, but dont ever let them fool you, they want it, they need it and they will lie, cheat and steal to get it.

Even the ones you most think wont put out WILL. And oince you have them there, dont be afraid to try and mess around with them, a digit or 2 up the bottom is great for them, and puts YOU in control.

In closing.. I would like to quote Minbari, as he will contribute a comment or 2 for each part that I write here:

"using girls name as your quake name wiill not make it any easier to get punani - this indicates that you are thinking of them while staring at the phallic-shaped rocket launcher, which means you want to pummel their anuses into mush, however since women are utter morons and in denial about everything, they'd rather that you dont think about fucking them, except when you do, that is"

AND

"rebecca is from the bible, and shes a lying trickster bitch in it too. Anyone called rebecca, or rebekhah, or any of those derivatives, ALL WHORES" - Minbari

just a quick results update; We played our round 3 oztf2 fixture last night against fv. dissect finished up 190-120 PnP's way. Coup was fairly interesting with PnP slowly building up a lead and holding about a 100 point difference throughout the whole map. Final score was 1063-857 PnP. GG FV Coup Stats Dissect Stats

Ok last round Sold got 3 i got 4, so the tally stands at;

Sold - 14
FB - 15

This round we have gone;

Rooters V Kn:

S: Kn
F: Kn

Storm V Dogs:

S: Dogs
F: Storm

Cowboys V Rabbits:

S: Rabbits
F: Cowboys

Raiders V Broncs:

S: Broncs
F: Raiders

Warriors V Eagles:

S: Warriors
F: Warriors

Sharks V Tigs:

S: Sharks
F: Sharks

Dragons V Eels:

S: Eels
F:Eels.


GOOD LUCK TIPSTERS...

AND REMEMBER LADY FAT IS ON YOUR MUM!

Played a couple of maps Vs AP last night. Thanks to AP for giving us a game, although AP were missing a few players, it was great playing them.

On a side note, it was EXCELLENT to see Chino back in action, we some how lured him away from 'testing Q3F' (which he has been doing for the last 3 months). Also KOD found some time away from his TAFE studies, and he had a good run as well, always great value for money playing with those 2.

Finally, great to see Adix fire up the QWTF again, and it sounded like he was having a ball playing TF2K vs AP.

Oh yer.... I bloody did it again, respawned in TF2K, and didn't see a little Beer studmuffin respawn next to me, I hit FRJ, and copped it again ;)

FB

Just came across (ha ha no pun intended), this picture from TFL2. The Moo team photo you didn't see... [19:50] (@sandzaway): rofl [19:50] (@sandzaway): those chicks are even too young for me :P [19:50] (@sandzaway): id do fuzzy though HEHEH FB

I heard a rather nice story yesterday from [PnP]Sold. Having trouble with his Optus@Home connection, Sold decided to ring the O@H support helpdesk. Out of the 300 O@H helpdesk jockeys... Sold scored [PnP]Beer.... the story goes something like this...

Beer: "Optus tech support, this is Dave, how may I help you?"

Sold: "Is there a outage in QLD at the moment?" (*Beer tells me this IS the most asked question, and its FUCKING ANNOYING SO STOP ASKING IT!!)

Beer: "I'll just check, can i have your username"

Sold: "BlehMerBleh"

Beer: "SOOOLD !$@%!@!%"

Sold: "Dave!"

Beer: "MY FUTURE !#$@!"

I think you can guess the rest of the phone conversation...

That is perhaps the MOST romantic story I have heard in quite some time (and when you hang with FatBoy, you get romance bebe). I would say that Sold, is perhaps the luckiest guy I know, I have waited a lifetime to be called "MY FUTURE" from Beer... and still I wait.

*sniff* *sniff* I think my time has past, I am not young enough, not tight enough to ever hear those words from Beer... I have no reason to live... *sniff* *sniff*

I BET BEER WOULD SAY "MY FUTURE" TO KERRY, WOULDN'T YOU BEER, YOU BUKAKKE KING ?!?@?

*sigh*

So sweet.

FB

As the boy of fat said, Sandz and myself will be doing the PnP Celebrity tipping for AFL. Its only 1 round into competition at the moment. So We will both start off with the average which is 4.

Sandz:4
Marsh:4

Essendon vs Richmond
Sandz:Essendon
Marsh:Essendon (Dons are looking powerful early, Tigers will have to be on their game to win this one)

Collingwood vs West Coast Eagles
Sandz:West Coast
Marsh:West Coast (This is my SportsTAB pick of the week. Sensational odds as West coast go in as the underdogs.)

Carlton vs Sydney
Sandz:Carlton
Marsh:Carlton (Whitnall back in the lineup for the blues, Lockett out for the swans. Sydney will struggle to be competitive)

North Melbourne vs Western Bulldogs
Sandz:Nth Melbourne
Marsh:Nth Melbourne (Doggies could very well win this, hard to bet against the favorite on this occasion tho.)

Adelaide vs Geelong
Sandz:Adelaide
Marsh:Adelaide (Geelong early contenders for the wooden spoon)

Brisbane vs Hawthorn
Sandz:Brisbane
Marsh:Brisbane (Hawks cant hack the heat)

Melbourne vs Port Adelaide
Sandz:Port Adelaide
Marsh:Melbourne (Port off to a slow start, Melbourne Should win, but who knows with the dees)

Fremantle vs St. Kilda
Sandz:St. Kilda
Marsh:St. Kilda (Fremantle also going for the wooden spoon early)


There you have it!
See you all next week.

Yes here we are. PnP celebrity footy tipping. Each week you will see some of the greatest PnP celebrities put in their footy tips for the round. But really I wanted to get rid of the lame post from solj.

Oi solj DOOOMA FUCK OFF OUR WEB PAGE GO BACK TO CLAN A DOOOMA FUCK OFF.

Now then. Representing the NRL will be none other than PnP greatest player... Me, yes Fat_Boy. Joining me will be the skilless cheating freek "I can't cuss jump" Sold.

Doing the AFL will be Sandz and Marsh. Yer I know, this should be fun :) I fucking think that will be a cracker.

NRL on Wednesdays, AFL on Thursdays.

Tonight NRL.

Righto. Since we are 3 rounds into the comp, we have decided that both Sold and myself will start with half/half points. That being 11 each. Current points are;

Sold: 11
FB: 11

Ok. Heres this weeks games and tips..

Souths V Dogs -
Sold: Dogs
Fb: Souths

Storm V Eels -
Sold: Eels
Fb: Eels

NQLD V NZ -
Sold: Cowboys
Fb: NZ

Penrith V Tigers -
Sold: Panthers
Fb: Tigs

N.Castle V Raiders -
Sold: Knights
Fb: Knights

Broncs V Sharks -
Sold:Broncs
Fb:Broncs

Eagles V Rooters -
Sold: Rooters
Fb: Rooters

There you have it. May the best man win. Thats easy, cos Sold has female toilet parts.

BYE!~

i think this is going to set a new record for longest news post on the pnp page. yes i own u fb. anyway after me and sold put up our perspective on the PNP VS J game, probably the game of the season against the gayest clan in the league, soljahboy requested a guest post on the pnp page, because it is the most visited clan site in the entire world! anyway here it is [19:46] (Solj-) OK HERE I COME [19:47] (Solj-) ON THE ... 24th of march 2002, j played pnp in their 2nd round into oztf [19:47] (Solj-) FIRST MAP: 2FORT5 [19:47] (jin) er [19:47] (jin) just write it in a txt file [19:47] (jin) and send [19:48] (jin) ;) [19:48] (Solj-) i was defensive soldier (lift), wint- baby was soldier [19:48] (Solj-) DOMA [19:48] (Solj-) DOIMAMLO [19:48] (Solj-) DOMA [19:48] (Solj-) DOMAA [19:48] (Solj-) DODMAODMAODMA [19:48] (Solj-) ok [19:48] (jin) haha OK DICKEHAD NEWAYS..... my jap sis was bm where as i was lift dee. jballs the machine was defending ramps room ( as soldier gwehehe ) and fri out aa radar pipe from behind the wall still cheater doing the spirals as a piper OK (btw he doesnt cheat hes just got this 3rd sense in his fingers ) OK so theres our d wit me and wint and jb and fri doing our thing in first 2 minutes THEN. jaebea: INCOMING LIFTS x5 {OK!} pnp got the first touch methinks in first 3 minutes and i must admit that was probably the most fucking intense moment of that game however me and wint managed to stop them escaping via spirals (just barely) as pnp attackers (soldahboy,marsh,beer,slappa + one defender i think i forgot who tho ) laid the smackdown with constant pressure on the dee. attacks came pretty frequently, so much that i rarely had to chance to get ne red armour or health but we managed hold em back, for a while neway pnp pulled our flag to mid spirals so yer "MASS AND JEZ COME BAKC U FCKNING DOMALO" but pnp managed to take shift it out lifts and out rr and it was a gradual cap. but the cap was not in vain!@(&. our attackers did some leeto shit and managed to get their flag from fr to top spirals so then we chucked on 6 ppl attacking with me and fri left defending. Fortunately i didnt find myself overrun as pnp has some of their attackers falling back as well and we in turn, got our cap. SCORE 10-10 AYAYAYA game proceeded ra ra ra last 8 or so minutes pnp got the flag to midspirals "MASS JEZ D*OQYWR*F COME BACKK" which they did however our excess fucking nail spam in the lobby never let me get back into possie with anything over 60health and 100armour NONETHELESS i _eventually_ got back to lift. at this moment good old mum decides to knock on the door which i was proceeded with "GET LOST" which was a bad idea "WHAT DID U SAY U FUCKING DOMA KID". in the midst of this homo unnecessary distraction pnp.soldahboy rjs over my head and manges to touch the flag before it fricken return. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAYGA YGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGA newho from then on it was costant team nail spam, jaebeas: "INCOMING LIFTS x2" and "FUKLC DOMA ALL D". but ra ra ra they got the flag our entrance and yes pnp got their 2nd cap and wahn yun (gameover) btw both times capped was from pnp.pug the fucking domaflukeartist swinger dee. neways gg to pnp and gw to the j team especially the attackers (hav, mass, jez, middy) ROUND 2 *DING!* -ROCK2.BSP- what can i say, this game was fukt from the start but it was in a way for me, a more enjoyable game although we got quite mohammad. J defenders were as follows: me piper fr door, fri gen soldier d, fib engy, wint- cy and phanny ramps entrance. things were going normally, our gen started getting hammered, i think we were down 3 or 2 gen caps before pnp got the key cap on us. but anyways that cap shouldnt have happened imo, pnp.pug arsekng of the fucking millenium got our flag from the cy to end or jails door as soldier, doing his bhoppin lemming gayness, i intercepted jin through the gen door and killed him, straight away pnp.soldahboy comes running through as scout and picks it up and caps it NOT HOWEVER I DISTINCLY SHOVED 2 YELLOWS UP HIS ARSE so in conclusion i think soldahboy has hax0r paks which gives him 150/150 as scout gg. oh yeh ALSO the cap occured because our defensive goddess (wint-) got pissed off at being shot by his own team constantly and in his own words said "FUCK THIS" and went to attack. so gg to wintah for letting pnp cap us >:| rest of the game was basically a muckaround, well for me anyway, with me beginning to pipe the fr door whilst standing on top of the high rails and doing long range dets. also to my dissapointment, pnp did not attack with any engineers so my anti-emp pipetraps was rendered quite useless ¬_¬ OOH OOH and this one time sandz and sold were attackin as spies and its so fucking obvious right, i mean one of our soldier walks through cy entry and toggles the lights while another blue soldier coincidentally enters the high rails from showers. so anyways i let them do their little "distraction" assault with sandz bunnyhopping around in circles attracting all the fucking attention while sold was mean to enter the fr. all this time i had sold on the corner of my screen watching him really close, (i mean asif a blue sold walking along the high rails and not shooting the blantly obvious spy on the ground, isnt a spy himself) so anywhoo sandz triggers my pipes and i pretend that all is well as i start relaying my pipes from the high rails and this whole time i knew sold was coming behind me and as soon as he was jumping distance behind me, i turn around, see this bloody blue soldier with his axe out facing what was my back but is now my grenade launcher and proceeded to shove 2 reds into him HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TRICKED JOO yer anyways game went on and marsh started fighting in the water gg. the humorous part was that marsh genades sandz and probably his other attackers in this water fight and all of a sudden pnp.sandz "ok then" -pnp.marsh was kicked- yey for j although j got spanked in rock2 as hav well put it "the marsh kick just made my day" which also applies to me with my soldahboy ownage ambush wh0 just 0utsh1ft3d the sh1ft33 >:_| well thats about it for me, thank you for reading my stack like doctrine and if u didnt read it THEN FUC KU OK CAUSE IM NOT GONNA DO IT AIGAN. FAGGOT. gg j/pnp@!@