There may be rumours circulating, that I have lost my first pug as captain.

There is not truth to those rumours.

The last pug played where I was captain, has been declared null and void.

This is due to the addition of extra team members chosen AFTER the initial 16 pug plyers were listed.

Furthermore, several members of my own team left the pug. Thus it is obvious that an attempt was made to sabotage my perfect pug captain record.

Just in summery.

Played 2

Won 1
Lost 0
Draw 0

Match not counted due to other tam cheating - 1

Record: 100% win record.

Thankyou

After some newb h4ckz0r tried to break into Aus3d the admins have gone all excided on security and looked all hosted sites into safe mode. Causing our pnp spy to die a terrible and slow death. Thanks to the help of admins they have punched a little hole in there security to get our query script operating again.

gg aus3d.

fuckloads of wars played last night, q3f(aqmoo)-Forts against 1004 - 120-0 to us q3f(scrim)-Orbital against 1004 - 1300-300 to us QWTF- W6 vs J - pnp won 20-0 and another late night scrim against ap on rock2 - 74-4 i think. Havent officially welcomed Kodiak, he now carves up both qwtf and q3f for us. ALSO BEER HAS REJOINED QWTF TEAM, and possibly q3f too after NME punished moo. ;) speed stats are below; Forts Orbital Well6(qwtf) Rock2(qwtf)

Today I captained my FIRST ever pug. I am proud to announce, that it was a smashing success.

My record as pug captain stands at:

1 Played

1 Win / 0 Loss / 0 Draw

Thankyou to my brave and skillful team.

Merc, Emp, XS, Sold, Kocka, Duck, AK.

You will always be in my hearts.

My brave little warriors.

/me sheds tears of joy..

Maybe one day, you too can wear the PnP tag...

Joining the ranks of PnP members to hold the number one Q3F spot at the end of a weeks stats are myself and Chino. *claps* [Lev, Marko, Chino, and MadMike have all held it at some stage.]

(@minbari): i got a good joke (@minbari): sent by my godmother in germany (@minbari): GERMAN HUMOUR! (@minbari): ill translate (@minbari): colin powell and george w bush are in a bar talking (@minbari): the barman recognises them and goes "what are you two doing in here?" (@minbari): george w replies "we are planning WW3" (@minbari): then powell adds "we plan on killing 11 FV Dwarves and one glebe street whore" (@minbari): the barman goes "why would you kill one glebe street whore?" (@minbari): then george goes "see i told you no one would care about 11 FV Dwarves" * minbari slaps thighs Love ya work mini

Our 2001 Australian Phatnozzle AND sniper of the year, has made a trip to the US for work.

His work company, saw fit that MadMike invade the US for some additional "training". Come home safely Mike, cos the Q3F team needs you, especially now that Chino plays, cos I HAT HIM and, the team stinks when he plays.

In reply to Chino..... even you're nastyness cant make me leave PnP, as much as I HAT YOU!

And Sandz, you're gonna get some poor girl pregnant :)
There is of course one solution.... THE BROWN.

tata

FB

Well we finally managed to push him over the edge. Our little maray has been spotted sporting the tag AUS. We're not sure if this is showing that he plays for Australia or if he has formed a clan called ARRO SUCKI (don't ask me where the U comes from). Either way, it sounds like plenty of drugs and casual sex for everyone's favourite maray. SCORE A TOUCHDOWN FOR US FB.

Oh wait, wrong game.

Holy shit did you see the size of fatboys cousins ass! thats big enough for ricki lake to make a show out of it.

On to other more important things, life took a sudden turn for the better this morning with a housecall to a home alone crystal :) Needless to say was a rather pleasant morning, after what was a rather disappointing and boring night.

It appears our game with LAG is off due to optus being down, and so they forfeit since we are so much classier and get teen punani not mulleteered eskimoes wearing trenchcoats. A game against xf is organised for tomorrow, although with the state of the GA servers it might not go ahead.

Umm what else, at this point in time.. fb would have finished fapping over the girls nextdoor playing under the hose and ! almost forgot everyone wish fb luck when he plays for AUSTRALIA (NOT MARAYSIA) for touch footy - what a champ.

Mikes off to boston for a week of who knows what that deviant will get up to :)

I'm back at uni in a few weeks.. started work again so ill soon have moooooooney again and this THURSDAY is valentines day so all you homophoebic FV people go buy your boyfriends some flowers and choccies or else there'll be a fair bit of testosterone being thrown around the bathroom

Love and kisses

Sandz

AKA The impregnator whose paranoid about it now :|

This clan is so nasty to me :~(

Look at this shit being posted.

After more than 3 years with PnP, I am now leaving.

Any clan need a highly skilled news poster, message board shit stirer, all round legendary PR man... I am avaliable.

Can play a little TF as well..

Find me in #oztf, don't bother with #PnP, im not going anywhere near these fuckwits again.

CYA

Ex [PnP] FatBoy