Thats right fb, the search is over. After 20 years authorities have managed to find your missing cousin and to their surprise he had made a nice home for himself at the near bye Bogan town of Elizabeth right here in S.A. - Hope everything works out for you 2.

Seems to be a Beer theme, these last couple of news posts :) Thats ok, because the mere mention of the name "Beer" brings the females out to read this page (which is a good thing). Here is an ~~EXCLUSIVE~~ interview with [PnP]Beer (Vince, Raver.... whoever). (Fat_Boy): hi there dave (Fat_Boy): is it ok if i call you vince? (raver): you can call me anytime, bigboy.. (Fat_Boy): now then.... just to get started, can you please state your full name for the interview? (raver): Vince of breakers (raver): or faggus mcwilliams (raver): whatever (Fat_Boy): when you came from moo to pnp. were you overwhelmed by the sexuality of myself and the dehyminizer sandz? and how do you stop yourself from throwing ur body at us? (raver): Coming to pnp from moo was so liberating, I mean theyre all virgins. And to come to a clan where my fellow clan mates impregnate women, dont learn from their mistakes and refuse to use doms, to cuming on unconcious chicks legs and pluggin their asshole.. I feel so at home. (raver): As far as keeping myself from giving my body to fb and sandz, the constant stream of bukkake we deal to our hoe train of kerry, kira, cystal and slappa, Im satisfied, to a degree. (Fat_Boy): who is the biggest cheating clan in aus qwtf and why did you pick FV? (raver): fv are all nerdy linux fags who use cheating clients, have constantly nose bleeds and tits, next question (raver): ps gumbi is cool (Fat_Boy): moralistic question: would you knowingly give a girl drugs in order to take advantage of her later, and fap on her leg after she has passed out? (raver): my sole aim at the end of a good night is to fap on an unconcious unsuspecting person, whether I would restrict that to only jizzing on females probably shows my morality :) (Fat_Boy): describe yourself in 15 words or less (raver): I'm sweet and sensitive, I wear a fancy hat on sundays (Fat_Boy): is there any truth to the rumour you are making a retirement from tf? or did you only say that to give hope to other clans that they might beat us? (raver): ya its all over, might see a camio here and there, but im all bunnyhopped and dodgey-graphic'd out (Fat_Boy): :~( (Fat_Boy): if you could be someone else for a day, who would it be, what would you do, and who would you sleep with? (raver): Id be tom arnold to get some of that sweet sweet rosanne bar ass (raver): fucking hawt (raver): oh id be you too, so i oculd bang kerry (raver): shes kinda sexc (raver): :D (Fat_Boy): any time :D (Fat_Boy): dirty skank (raver): am not (Fat_Boy): are too (raver): just wait for 2 tribes, im gunna give a reacharound of no return (Fat_Boy): Hehe (Fat_Boy): well vince of breakers, just a couple more. what does the future hold for you now? what are you aiming for in life, and how many girls do you intend on rooting this year? (raver): well ive been clean of drugs for about a month now, im choosing life and heading on, choosing no qwtf and lotsa q3f, choose impregnating and teens, choose adix sheep shag t shirts, choose BETHANY and lotsa hawt sex, choose more bukkake and reacharound, choose pnp, and CHOOSE GETTING FUCKED OFF MY TITS AT 2 TRIBES eeeee (Fat_Boy): cheers :) SEX!

Sadly there are negative side effects from having a detox from drugs.

The previous rant from [MOO]Beer, really highlights this.

Another effect of drug detox, is lack of memory.

That being, PnP loosing to MOO in the regular AQU season, only to be beaten TWICE by PnP in the season finals.

Here at PnP, we accept no form of clan disloyalty. Beer has been put into his place, and will be spanked accordingly at my next trip to Sydney (expect pictures).

[PnP]Efff Bee

Clan PnP - "Which player do we want today®"i

Moo in a punishing display of better skill, pummelled pnp into submission as they ran away with stag.

PnP crumbled as they were ravaged again and again, mike moaned and stuck his finger in slappas ass, mmmmm slappa said and he gave clownboy a reacharound.... oopps wrong story..

gg.

If you look at the "history lesson" mike posted, you would notice nothing has changed here at clan pnp. I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO POSTS NEWS.

Wanted: 15 new clan members who like to actually do shit except wear a tag.

Love you all

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Here at clan PnP, we want you to XPerience the fun®

So here is a little bit from our super secret channel, that doesn't exist.

The story goes like this.

Mad "Australias Phat Nozzle and Sniper of Q3F Aus 2001" Mike, has just joined the channel, and greets us all. Kodiak, whom we quite blatently stole from KwK the other month (Which Player Do We Want Today®), says "Hi" back. Not knowing who Kod is, Madmike introduces himself:

(@MadMike): Hi, I'm MadMike. I'm a 25 year old Intrusion Response Engineer working for Symantec in Sydney.
(@MadMike): I like taking pills, snorting coke, sluts and clubbing. Oh and quake.

to which I added my own;

(@Fat_Boy): Hi im fatboy, 20 something bottleshop worker on thee gold coast
(@Fat_Boy): i like taking pills too, swallowing mikes coke, sluts and hard banging house that mike hates. i currently live with my girlfriend who has a baby boy to mike.
(@Fat_Boy): mike is a good mate
(@Fat_Boy): he would never fuck a mates girlfriend... more than once.

finally Sandz, who never misses out on any fun concludes with;

(@sandz): Hi, I'm Ian Youngsomething, I'm a 19 year old turned manwhore, whose gf doesnt put out and i get chicks pregnant.. if you like candlelit dinners, jizz on your leg when you pass out and anal, then i suggest you check out fatboy, otherwise im your man.. umm whore

Hope you enjoyed some of that PnP XPerience®. Love you long time.

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PnP on a Bear picnic. Done by MM and FB, and Mikes devious girlfriend. :)