As you may or may not know, today is Fat Boy's Bday. I was lucky enough to be invited up for his special bday dinner celebrations. His wonderful and sweet partner, Kerry, decided to go all out this year to spice up their love life. Just before I left the dinner party, I spotted Kerry with her new makeup on. She assured me that this was what turned the big man on. Take a look at how lucky a man FB is ..... OOOOOHHH HOT MAMMA, GO KERRY GO!@!!!!~! MH

Vipe owns me.

I will be breaking his fingers at TFL2

That is all.

We at PnP pride oureselves upon our levels of intelligence, and we savour the long, riveting, netside chats that we engage in each evening. For some of us oldies there is nothing better than winding up the gramaphone, donning ones favourite bath robe and slippers and relaing with a cup of twinings english breakfast whilst savouring over every word our clan members enunciate. Here is but one example of such sheer brilliance:

[19:30] (@Sold): moles
[19:30] (@Slappa): scrags
[19:31] (@beer): madam
[19:31] (@Sold): misssy
[19:31] (@beer): matronage
[19:31] (@Sold): madmazielle
[19:31] (@Slappa): blonde sucki sucki whore
[19:31] (@beer): wench
[19:31] (@Sold): TART
[19:32] (@beer): maiden
[19:32] (@Slappa): slapppa-penis-sitter-onerrra
[19:32] (@beer): squaw
[19:33] (@Slappa): dyke
[19:33] (@beer): hmm
[19:33] (@beer): all out
[19:33] (@beer): gynecaeum
[19:33] (@beer): !
[19:34] (@Slappa): witch
[19:38] (@Slappa): faghag

As you can see, nothing but the finest for this clan. The depth, the subtelty, and fever purveyed by such words is more than evident from this example. I hope that you have all gleaned something from this.


MH

One of the best things about life IMHO, is the way you can compare 2 completely different events, and draw similar situations out of each event.

For example... Lets look @ Newcastle Vs Parramatta (NRL Grand Final played last night)... and... PnP Vs FV (QWTF Semi final... also played last night).

Parramatta, never deserved to win that game, they are big game chokers, who are too cocky for my liking.... FV... are the same.

1.
Parra - "The referee sucked"
FV - "The server sucked"

2.
Parra - "The ground was slippery"
FV - "The PL was bad"

3.
Parra - "We couldn't handle the pressure"
FV - "We couldn't handle the pressure"

4.
Parra - "Once they scored, we knew it was over"
FV - "Once they score we knew it was over" - Insert FAKELAG command here

5.
Parra - "They beat us through the forwards"
FV - "We got carved up the ass from Sandz, Minbari and Soldier"

Isn't life just full of great moments?

Thankyou.

Just wishing a big GOOD LUCK tonight for the PnP QWTF side, who do battle against the evil dwafes from FV (Filthy Vagina).

You remember FV, the "clan" that ran 2 jet planes into the World Trade Tower buildings? Yes those EVIL FV creeps.

Go strong PnP and defeat FV, in the battle being called "Infinite Justice".

May God be with the strong and just PnP team.

**FatBoy**

Always PnP, always with God.

7 Reasons why school holidays SUCK.

1. More shitty little brats surfing on MY waves

2. More people visit the Gold Coast = More work for me at the Bottleshop = Me having to actually work for my pay (not good)

3. Little 16 and 17 year olds trying to buy alcohol

5. Parents on holidays with their kids working out at my gym, with their 40 year old flabby guts,taking the leg machine for FUCKING EVER.

6. Less bandwith for me to download Rocco porn off the net.

7. Little fags on game servers being general fuckheads and anooying little shits.

Thankyou.

I had some news here but I've been asked to remove it :( then i decided to put it back. LAG*T'lexii, [NME]Lain and myself have made it to the Q3F Beta2 test team. That’s about all I can say at this time. Rules are pretty strict on what I can talk about. At the current time Lain has still not signed up. His words were hehe i'm always the last to find out .. i thought it was some joke or something

Something I found in my archive of pics from Uni.
Yer thats me, and no thats NOT Kerry.. Shhhhh Secret Squirrels FB

I know many of you have been asking for part of my Sydney trip. That will come soon..... However i would like to give a very SPECIAL warning about the worlds premier PORN TERRORIST.... -- Emhootchi Rubbish Bin Laden With Dogs -- This man (part goat/part human), is responsible for the worlds biggest collection of adult porn movies, leeched off the net, totalling some 43 million CD's and growing. We all know he is a p0rn freek. But to understand how Emhootchi works, we must try to understand where he came from. What possesed a young, innocent child such as Emhaitch... go from this:
to this:
to finally the worlds most wanted p0rn fiend..
Remember, he destroyed the World Trade Centre Towers, and replaced them with the worlds BIGGEST collection of porn CD's....
*gasp* The terror! Please... if you have any information as to the whereabouts of Emhootchi, please let us know in #pnp, as we would love to get a copy of his porn CD's... for evaluation (of course). Becareful, he is dangerous, and heavily armed (especially his right forearm, which is MASSIVE in proportion to the rest of his body). Do not attempt to apprehend Emhootchi, leave it up to the specialists in #pnp. We have the skills and required Hungarian bait to trap this dangerous pr0n fiend. That is all. FB

Machinehead doesn't have much of a pron problem.

Check out his list of full movies:

[13:34] -EMHIatch- Hardcore Innocence (1-2)
[13:34] -FB-snooze- you
[13:34] -FB-snooze- are
[13:34] -EMHIatch- I Love Lesbians 3
[13:34] -FB-snooze- a
[13:34] -FB-snooze- freek
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Bruste (1-2)
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Debuetantinnen 8
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Junge Fotzen
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Klassenziel Sex
[13:34] -FB-snooze- ROFL
[13:34] -EMHIatch- L'Amour De Laure
[13:34] -EMHIatch- L,Incidente Aux Enfers
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- La Marionette
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Le Jouet De Desir
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Lingerie
[13:34] -FB-snooze- JUNGE!
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Matrik
[13:34] -EMHIatch- Maximum Perversum
[13:34] -EMHIatch- New Generation Sweedish Hardcore
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Oceans Of Lotions
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Pinups 2
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Private, Call Girl
[13:35] -EMHIatch- Private, Cum Shot Deluxe 2
[13:35] -FB-snooze- that it?

ROFL.

Goodnight.