BeeE has brought it to my attention about his new quake pak file that has so many sound triggers in it for Zquake its just no laughing matter. There is a trigger for everything, its all written up in a nice setout config set. Its definatly worth a look and if you want to use it / customise it you can do that using Pak Explorer, which is available somewhere, you just have to look for it. You can download the BeeEPak here. 3.8MB Nice work BeeE, once you look at how much work has been put into it you can full appriciate it. WD

We played Dr in Q3F game last night, one AQU map of Well6, which PnP won 100-20, and then we pulled a scrim of hardcore which resulted in a huge 300-170 (scores more then likly incorrect) Dr had about 3-4 slarts in the hardcore map which made it all the more fun! GG Dr, and btw. We are missing our Q3F mascot/l33t leader type person in the form of Leviath! Which is moving away from cable :( So lets hope he gets some good pinged modem access and isnt away for too much longer :| COME BACK LEV! I saw this morning Covert posted a URL with some MP3 files in it, these are all prank calls of some sort, and there are even ones that have relevance to TF, about sentry guns and what not, take a look!

After the glorious and perfectly justified raping of NSW at the hands of Queensland in this years State Of Origin, I decided to travel to Sydeny to see how the NSW people were taking the MASSIVE defeat. So I arrived at Syd airport, with no Emhaitch to be seen, not that I was worried, Emhootchi is notorious for being late (unless porn is involved). Finally MH arrived (his excuse? "Its Hungarian national day, I slept in"), and we drove to MH's place in his hotted up Hyundai Excel, to experience first hand Sydney driving. Typical driving scene: MH "Oi cunt, fuck off FUCK OFF FUCK OFF, get out of the way" FB "Ahh fuck, love Sydney aye (sarcasm)" MH "Yer people are so rude here. OI CUNT FUCK OFFFFF FUCK OFFF" FB "bahahah" MH "See that? No respect, NO ! DONT PULL OUT THERE, FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFF" Finally arrived @ MH's penthouse suite (minus the nekkid girls). I am told I must sleep in the laundry, as his computer is in the spare room, and NOTHING is to stop MH watching his porn. Anyways, the laundry is quite nice, I share it with a toilet and MH's dirty washing (MH doesnt have a washing machine or dryer, so as the token black fella, I am to do his washing) That night, we do the usual, fuck around on the net, with MH stressing about the BPA 3 gig cap. MH "How am I supposed to download porn, on 3 gig?" FB "Ummmm MH" /me points to MH's porn collection. PICTURE HERE FB "You dont need anymore porn, you have a stack 6 foot high" MH "Never enough porn, need to download MORE!" FB "You ever heard of Silvia Saint?" Bahahaha. :0~~~~~~~~~~ Anyways, Cann decides to rock around that night. Great to catch up with him.. as MH would say "Hes damn funny, but dont get him on the pot, because he never stops giggling". In typical Cann style, his first words. Cann "Hello comrade" Bahahaha Cann stays for a couple of hours, we chat about going to SUBLIME on the Friday night, and the quality of lollies in Sydney. Cann gives me the run down on whats good in Sydney. Cann "Mrs Fat Breast... have you heard of Zanadu?" FB "Heard of what?" Cann "They have very nice girls, give you massage, make you feel good..." FB "What sort of girls?" Cann "Nice asian yunnel, I go there all the time, they rub your doodle and sit on your face" FB "WTF? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, maybe later Cann" :) So after a couple of hours chatting to Cann, we arrange to go out the following night (Friday), and meet up with some of the other guys from online. END PART 1 Heres a snippet from Part 2. ------------------------------------------------ FB "Heya Dave (Beer), how are ya" Beer "Ahhhh yer, pretty good" FB "Hey man, your eyes look funny..." ---------------------------------------------------- Cya - EfffBeee

Since this site hasnt been around for a while a lot of you may have missed the man himself in action. I'm talking about this video, watch it, laugh and praise the man :)

The site has been worked on surprisingly, thanks to covert for giving a hefty hand in doing that. He got the PnPSpy running without cron and did the server spy thing on the left, where the map images display on what map is running on the server at the time. Also the public board is up and running, so want to flame us? go here and give us our all, please dont do stupid stuff or your posts will be removed.

Firstly we had some Q3F action vs KeA on 32smooth. GG 60-0. Pity there are only a few bookable servers for about 10 clans to play on per weekend... Need to get wireplay Q3F one of these days! Second up was some TF action against Clan-A on good ol well6, and h4rdcore. HC was something like 150-60 and well6 was 90-0 with the 10th cap missed out on by seconds, we had it at our water :( See here for details of the nights matches.

Well, there has been a shitload of games played, including round 6 and 8 of the OZTF comp. Round 6 vs E turned out to be an interesting shoop game, after about 35 minutes of unorganised gayness from us(including no demo for most of it)
we managed to get a couple of caps ahead, in the end PnP held on by 1 cap. GG E
oh and the other map was well6..quite a hammering 120-0 PnP's favour. Round 8
was 2night2/oppose2 vs XF. 2night2 was 80-40 to PnP and oppose2 was 40-0 our favour. not much to say except we won..
thats about it!

So much news to tell, so many sluts to bed, and we finally have a news page again.

As I sing to the PnP web page "You can make me whole again, la la al laalala"

EfffBeee

yeerrrr Poof 'n Pansy's are back for your anal pleasure:) my ass is dis big ( )