Well - heres an update as to the happenings in the pnp q3f scene.

We have just recruited a new member - Leviath - who a kick arse attack rapist who will make an invaluable addition to our growing team!

Wish him all a warm pnp welcome!

The lineup as follows:
Me, Zoom, Fatboy, Pug, Ewat, Vlad, Leviath - and tomorrow Adix and Helm!

Hi eberyone~!~~!

Today i got my adsl installed. All i can say that when you are lpb its 10 times easier to play tf and its very very VERY hard to miss when you are sniper.

So yer, we (lpbs) should be outlawed ;)

Last night, the PnP CS team took on [cbf]. It was planned to be a 2 map affair, but [cbf] struggled to get numbers for the second map.

Italy was PnP's first Hostage rescue map played in a clan game. We started out badly as CT, going down to some VERY shard AWP shooting of clan [cbf]. PnP only managed 4 wins to [cbf]'s 10.

As Terrorists, PnP did rather well, with Adix, Helm and "Grens" controlling the outside of the T house. Pug and Huraaa along with I, held the inside of the house.

Huraaa did really well with his 400 ping and 10 frames a second.

PnP came away with a 10-3 win as T's.

All in all a pretty good game, especially for the inexperienced PnP team. No sledging and a pretty clean affair, except Pug who was FRUSTRATED to the max :P~~~

My little Puggy, lub j00.

Well played [cbf], hope to get another map against you soon.

WD to the PnP guys, I enjoyed the game, even tho I got anally raped as CT.

Next time Gak, dont drink TOO much :)

FatBoy

3 Items of newsworthy mention.

1. I just snapped my one and only surfboard this morning. Great, have to fork out 500 clams for a new one.

2. FV game was fun to watch. Zoom still owns you all.

3. About TF2 Lan details I posted.

I have been getting messages about "wrong names", "not mentioning ppl who set it up", "wrongly accusing people of shit", "calling so-and-so a so-and-so".

LOOK... I DONT give a FUCKING SHIT. Deal with it. Maybe I reported wrong, and fucked up! Who cares, your mum likes to root, and gives good head.

Get over it already.

Love and all that...
Efff Beee

SORRY MR FAT, I AM BORED AND WANT TO WRITE ABOUT A MATCH =(

FV apparently lanned so they could play us (2 in tassie anyway) and coz mikee is having a whinge at me, umm...won't say anymore =) Scores were 40-40 for both maps of gaycore and gay6.

FV had this tendency to pull off perfectly timed attacks.., but they got cut to the penis with sexsandz, sexadixx, sexbeer, and sexwhoeverwasondefencecozicantremebmer. They know our caw-defence-of-sex owned their gayer-than-jin-LAN-attacks-of-fatboys-ping...nevertheless was interesting to see almost ALL caps going simultaneously....

I have no idea about offence, but i hear FV were being fucking gay (duhh dets on lifts and other oldskool-tricks that i personally think are fine =) BRING BACK ATTACK CHASING FAGGOOTSSSS) Even so, our attacx0rs of deathx0r still 0wnered despite such gay-play...

OH yeah, that scout who was chasing sold back on last cap coulda won it for FV coz he was on 2health...sucked shit =D

STill was a fun game...

you mean to say any one of us idiots can abuse the news!? heheeHEHEHE

i would like to say that i rorted the system and got a UAI of 99.05

oh yea, btw, latest breaking news is that everybody in pnp has bought q3a and can now legally play q3f......wow! :\

jin has hairy balls

Dear clan [PnP] applicant,

I refer to your clan [PnP] application dated 15/Dec/00. Please find attatched the final exam which will determie your eligability to join clan [PnP].

This test paper is in simple True/False format, and refers to the dodgy TF lan held on December 16th.

You must answer all correctly.

~~QUESTIONS~~

1. The LAN venue was easy to find, no-one got lost, and Sandz is great at directions.

2. Clan [PnP] made up almost half the LAN population.

3. [XF] "Fuck CS, I would rather let an Elephant fuck me, than play CS" Sinister, played BETTER with 1 dodgy hand than with 2 functioning hands.

4. Sinisters sore hand was his LEFT hand.

5. Zoom and Mess were the first to arrive at the LAN, even going to sleep at 9:30 the night before.

6. [PnP] Vlad wore denim shorts again.

7. [KwK] Hammocks computer NEVER crashes.

8. -SF-Colt, NEVER whinged about the raping -SF- copped the night before from clan [PnP].

9. The meat pies were always hot.

10. Liz has a big mouth and NEVER shuttsup.

11. The only guy that [PnP]FatBoy could kill was BANGERS.

12. Marshy was the most active and happy guy at the lan.

13. PE would be safe around police sniffer dogs.

14. [PnP]Messiah didnt feel up [PnP]FatBoy.

15. Crashman and Messiah had a fist fight.

16. [PnP] Zoom has given up spamming.

17. [PnP]Soldier is rude and tried to pick everybody to fight him.

18. Liz was once mistaken by PE as being [PnP]FatBoy.

19. The most popular i.p address at the LAN was 10.0.0.43

20. [PnP]FatBoy's porn server was most visited by LIZ.

21. We played alot of counterstrike.

22. Sandz has given up the wacky weed.

23. [PnP]Messiah didnt spam in Steal 4D.

24. [PnP]Messiah, didn't get angry at people about lame Spaz tactics.

25. A group of about 5 lanners left for 20 minutes to go and discuss TF tactics, comming back with red eyes and bong water on their shorts.

26. [PnP]Beer made a special guest appearance, and [PnP]FatBoy couldn't keep his hands off his secksi, Fabio type body.

~~END EXAM~~

ANSWERS.

1. False, sandz is shithouse at directions. The lan venue was in the middle of the bush, the closest road at least 10 km away.

2. True, we own you.

3. True.

4. False. Sin hurt his hand whacking the snake, therefore it is his RIGHT hand.

5. False. SIF.

6. False. [PnP]Vlad is still on his honeymoon. He is married, and never expect to see the malay tank again. EVER.

7. False. Fucking piece of shit crashed at least 83 times.

8. False. Colty needs more tissues. Although, I must say a big thanks t Colt for organising us a venue, cheers mate.

9. False. Ask Mess.

10. False. Didn't speak 1 word :(

11. True. Fuck it :(

12. False. "Food poisoning" from a McDonalds McBUNDY burger.

13. Heh, no comment.

14. False. Where DIDN'T he feel me up? I feel violated.

15. False. Crash sat in the corner all day and didn't say shit once Mess arrived.

16. False. SIF

17. False. Soldier is a dead secksi champion. Suck shit to any clan that ever knocked him back. Hes OURS, MUAAHAHHAAHAH !!

18. True. Werk PE.

19. False. 10.0.0.69 was the most popular. I stole it off Hammock, then PE tried to steal it off me, but my eleet hack saw skills stopped him doing so.

20. False. Although, it hardly got used to be honest.

21. False. Too many girls at this LAN, remind me to goto a LAN where there are guys with BALLS, and play CS.

22. False. SIF

23. False. Spam king, once the one-net god.

24. False. Mess almost burst a head tumor getting up people.

25. False. This group of 5, went to discuss the workings of a coke bottle.

26. False. Beer didnt come to the lan, but if he did, fuck hold me back, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off him :P~~~


GREAT LAN GUYS.

Thanks to Sandz, Colt and whoever else helped to get it running.

FAAAAAAAAAAAT BOOOOOOOOOY

Other than the usual, HSV Maloo UTE that I ask for every year, I have a new christmas wish. I wish I was a good looking chick. Because I would fondle and jazz myself all day everyday. Any I would be a beaver munching, fish eating lesbian too. How good would that be, with big fake tits and rock hard nipples. Is that too much to ask for? Thanks Santa, you're a champion. FB

We welcum to the ranks of clan PnP, Huraaa and Snowflash. Hur and Snowy are playing for our Counterstrike team.

The addition of Snowflash adds to clan PnP another genuine "rape" player, along side Pug and Gak.

Not forgetting that Huraaa gives team PnP, an additional great team player to the counterstrike squad.

The current clan PnP counterstrike team is;

Adix (admin)
Helm
Gak (admin)
Pug
Ewat
Huraaa (organiser)
Snowflash
Fatboy (organiser)
MadMike (MIA)

If you are keen to get a no nonsence clan game against us. Please contact us via email cs@clanpnp.com, with your details etc..

TRIVIA: How many other Aussie clans have their OWN domain name, clanpnp.com? Thanks to Gak for that!

Later,

FB