What's happened you two dolla malay ho! We want stories :)

In other news, cann's in brisbane meating abs and zoomer, I'm buying a new cpu and I wanna spank kylie

soldier posted this in our secret channel that doesnt exist: http://download.theforce.net/theater/gangsta/starwarz.html so... yep.. i like seeing my name all over the place

I want this guys job. MUST LISTEN TO ALL OF THIS... Vibrator PRANK CALL

I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE TO FATBOY. *GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE* AND SUCKS HIS BALLS! THEN UMM IM BENT

I have proof that Britney Spears is indeed a camel. Here is her CAMELS TOE. Enjoy FB

Congratulations to Lordmarsh who has won the comp. Lordmarsh gets a mention on the pnp page as his prize! [20:24] (@LordMarsh): "marsh reckons i have a gigantic penis, id have to agree" I dont think he understands what i meant...

We played SF, we beat them. See RESULTS section for the hot erotic goss on the game. Other then that! No news to report. Stay tuned for FatBoys soapy PnP stories!

Fv

That dumb shit would be a cs player would he not! ? :))

In the great tradition of PnP web sites, I shall begin an epic journey into some of my most fondest memories of clan PnP and its charaters.

This 12 (maybe more/less) part series is not intended to flame or hurt anyone, but I thought it would be nice to get written down some of the stories of clan PnP, looking at a particular PnP member each time.

Today I choose.......... Mess.

Ok I first met mess at a QGL lan way back in 1998. It was about September/October if I do remember correctly. I had only just joined PnP, and to meet (or is that meat), one of the founders of this clan was to be an awe inspiring event.

FB - "Hi are you Messiah?"
Mess - "Hi, who the fuck are you"
FB - "Im FatBoy, Ive just joined PnP"
Mess - "Oh really? First Ive heard about it"
FB - Poos pants

Thats the sort of guy Mess is I guess, no shit, tells you what he thinks even if it means he pisses people off.

Mess, aka Abs (wtf), Messiah, Chuck, Dr Chuck, has probably gone through more nick names than anyone else in the clan.

It wasn't until Mess moved from he sunny coast to brisbane, did I get to know him better. First off it, was the start of year (1999) Griffith Uni gender bender. For you pimple faced teens, that means a party where girls dress up as guys and guys dress up as Venus (i mean girls) :P

Well, Mess rocked around to my place, I lived at college at the time (Uni lan connection, berry sexy, i miss j00 lan connection), and Mess didnt bring any chicks clothes to wear. So i had to do the full mision and score some tight clothes for him. To this day, mess has still not returned the skirt and top from that night (i think zoom gets him to dress up like a chick, during fantasy time).

Anywaaaaaaaay, we got a bit boozed before the party, and then cruised to the rec hall where the party was on. Mess was only 17 at the time, so he had to use fake id to get in (NAUGHTY BOY!!! try that shit at my bottleshop and I FUCK J00 UP HOE!!).

Well, neadless to say MESS GOT FUCKING SHITFACED :)

We got to the party around 8, and he was spewing his ring up about 9:30 :P. Fuck it was a fun night tho :) To see mess in that short skirt up around his waist, spewing into the gutter gave me a big 2 inch boner :)

ANOTHER TIME.... we decided to lan at the uni to play those LPB SCUM -SS- in the OCTFCRFTCR final. Sandz was there (this was during his in clan PnP, out of clan PnP in clan PnP stage), so was Zoom (TF GOD /me bows), my little tanky asian brother Vlad, Mess and me (the boy of fat). I had the honor (or is that horror), of sitting next to mess during that lan. Mess treated me like a true friend. Every time i would do something good, his hand would "slip" onto my leg, and I would get a special rub..... OH DID I PLAY GOOD THAT GAME OR WHAT ?!!?!?

heheheeh

funny shit :)

well i cfb writing anymore today. there you have it a little mess triva.

Bye for now.....

FB

P.S - Stay tuned, next story..... VEERAD !!

On my desk, I have a few photos. One is of Hitler having anal with Emhaitch (MH has a big smile on his face). One other pic is of Sandz, Mess and Cann having a big hug.

The final picture is of Zoom, he is suspended mid air, with a holy glow around him. And there are about 1000000 people all bowing down to him, cos he IS THE TF GOD.