If you peeps on the eastern seaboard think you get shafted by Telstra, think again, us S.A'ians dont even get broadband... even still, told we were going to be first state onto ADSL and still a no go, now they reckon they are finally releasing cable, Next Year. eg: 2010.
That aint no typo.
:(

i am starting a clan WHO WNANTS TO BE IN MY CLAN?????? its caled the FAG CAN STAY THE FUK OUT OF MY FUKING CLAN YOU FAGS CLAN so thas my clan and onliy notfags can
be in it ok so whoos not a fag???""?"???" WelL pandP Are all fags, so man oh man thas
worse then pee in youre milk HAHAHA~~~!!!
so i peed in my milk and i can tel you rite now ITS BAD ALRITE!!!~!~!~!~!~
so in conclusin i ned somone in my clan to do my lcan page and i ned somone to be reel god and i ned NO FUKING HOMOSNIPRES!~!~~!!~~!~! we are al gona be soders and piros and THAS
IT!@!~@~!@ its the bests clan in the world and XF, FV, AP and TEH REST IS A BUNSH OF FAREES~!~~@! GAY HOMO FLING FARRYS GO SPRINCLE YOURE FARY DURT ON EACH OTERS
WENERS YOU GAYHART FARY FAGOTY LESBEENS!~!~!~!@

Okies, some worthy news for those PnP groupies after the latest PnP goss...

Not sure if this has been said before, but a big WELCUM to Rapwhore, I mean Rapt0r to the ranks of clan PnP. Of AP fame, or is that SHAME ??, Rapt0r strengthens the already impressive line up at clan PnP. Other than his TF playing abilities, Rapt0r was brought into the clan for being able to touch his toes with his fingers, fully standing up, giving all a great view of his bum!

heheeh, we don't have (much) of a homo problem in clan PnP do we?

Other recruitments to PnP in recent times include Pug (also known as Js), a fine Asian man, who is far superiour to any of the whities in the clan so far.

One fine example of whiteness in the clan includes Soldier, not a real recent arrival to clan PnP, but before the creation of this new web page, so now you all know. WELCUM TO SOLDIER. A fucking porn genius (love ya work sweetie).

Last but not least, the web design for the complete new PnP page is comming along nicely, props to the general designer Mess, and those coders/programmers Adix and Gak. Good shit guys, the best gaming clan in the Universe, will soon have a mad website too!

Enough for now....

Later my children
Fatty

heer is a list of peple who im not taking aboot NOMOORE becuse they
turnd out as total dikwad fagits not god enuf for anyon rite heer
i habe pepl on icq hho i talk to AL THE FUKING TIME!!!! oky so idf youre
nise mayibe we can be frnds eben if youre a twat fag ashol UNLES YOURE a
MOKEY TWAT CS PERSEN like some CS person I WONT NAME NAMS
THO!@@!@ but yore all a fags ok for if youre on my contract list and you dont
want to be wel then I DONT WANT YOU ON NITHER SO JUST SAY TAKE ME OF and i
wil tak you off ofofo it ok ok ok.
And do ANYTING witout
myypremisssson then I WIL PUT YOU ON IGNOR AND I WIL PUT YOU IN
INBIBISISIBLE AL THE TIME so you wil NEBER EBER GET ON MY LIST OR GET ME ON
YOURE LIST PRPOPR!~~!!~!~1!!
i hop i mad myself cleer as a bel!!!!~!~!!~

ps btw i hat you all eben my frends you fuks

(edited from Phat Dragon)

Sunday. Day of the Closing Ceremony. A day of debauchery...

The Luna Beats dance party at Luna Park... prebooked out for 5000 tickets. This party fuckin rocked so hard. All the rides open once you get in, big name DJs in all the halls, fuckin party people central. Smuggles some rum and a bottle of coke in, proceeded to get drunk with the boys. Went on muchos rides, ran into Paul McDermott on the spinning-stick-you-to-the-wall thingy. He told my mate "I want to hear you scream".. My mate found this funny till I told him Paul is gay. Then he went all quiet. Anyways went on the fuckin fast spin ya round backwards and forwards thing with Saci, and she fuckin squished me into the seat so hard. Tried yelling WAZZUP to the boys every time we went past, but as it sped up and I became iller, it was a sound more akin to vomiting. Anyways dropped half an e in the lineup for Junior Sanchez, hit me big time dancing in front of the windows as the fireworks went off. Best fuckin view, and the crowd was pumping in a tribal bouncing sort of way. Everyone was just grinning and hugging people. Totally loved up. Good shit.

Anyways after the fireworks, myself, Saci, Ricky, Drew and John walked from Luna Park, across the Harbour Bridge to Oxford Street. And no it didn't seem far when you are off ya nut with a couple of thousand people all doing the same. Went to tantra, a palace of babedom and a place to drop more e. Suffice to say that after a mellow hour of talking with the boys, I went completely nuts on the dancefloor, some very very very very hot chickies tried but were denied by moi. In that state I just needed to dance. (mental note: e removes your libido). Oh, and at one stage I looked left to notice a VERY FUCKED Molly Meldrum dancing next to me. He even had his fuckin Akubra on. Wacky shit. We yelled hello, but I'm not sure he even knew where he was.

Fuckit, ended up home at 10am. Was down completely sometime the next day I think...

Sydney rocks. The music was awesome, the chicks insanely hot, and I met some more Olympic athletes. Sif I'm not leaving canberra asap.

Well, HI! and welcum to a PnP update. Whats been happening on the PnP scene? Not much really, Mess aka "Dr Chuck" aka "Abs" aka "The 12 inch cum thrower with legs", is still dedicated to the updated PnP clan page, and it should be done by the time the olympics are next held in Aussie :) Well, enough idle chatter. FOr those who are not in the know, the father of clan PnP is the one the only Zoom. What a sex god he is... Zoom is maybe PnP's most proficient idler in IRC. However, when this sleepy giant of a man decides to talk, he is full of quotes.... I present to you, a collection of Zooms best..... let's stop all this fake talk and flirting... let's just get together and fuck arse... i'm sick of messing around servers should be set to a permament cr_sniper -1 and they should all have EB's IP address on permament ban how gay is pnp getting I'm abusing 5 XF players in the middle of a game last night and not one of you fags back me up everything is even between an attacker and defender.... then a defender gets a respawn.. then they get 2 goes at someone.. then they get higher/better position is that why you play defender? cause YOU SUCK? and need that advantage? 'if someone gets past our wall of grens.. turn your back and run to other side of map and start chucking them again' i like the feel off abs' juices around my dick what's with the gayness? sandz.. would you give another guy a head job ? like teasing my balls.. licking the shaft and beating it till it shot I'm getting hard eh eh eh :) A funny man, more later if i could be fugged reading thru all my irc logs. Later children, Boy of Fat

I have to say.. I love your anti Telstra web page Mess http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~4guys/ One thing tho, there is a picture there, with a girl (sif ur not homo), and the description of the picture is "This was taken just before we went out and had all you can eat seafood.....yummmmmmmm". I just want to know, did you actually go out for seafood, or down on the chick for seafood?!? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seafood... Love ya work abs... Fat Boy

ADIcks and HeMLEt are upsares plaiing and boy theyre looud i tink they are wresting like the WWW wresters do caus they are making to
mush nois for just plaiing cards let me tel you. GAY HOMO FLING FARRYS GO SPRINCLE YOURE FARY DURT ON EACH OTERS
WENERS YOU GAYHART FARY FAGOTY LESBEENS!~!~!~!@
ok now as i was saing theyres noting mor gay and dum then SoUTh OrSTrALIAN PEPLE!!~@~!

(adapted from Phat Dragon

hi - sandz forgot to mention my new site I am working on...Tell me what you think http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~4guys/...

Yes you all know its true. 6 read SIX months I've been with this shit cable company and continually im fucked over and over again. Now mess has been told he cant get ADSL or cable I think its time that something was done about Telstra and so I think its time for another mass spam of helpdesk inboxes because these fuckwits just dont listen to us customers.

Fuck YOU TELSTRA