I'm a shalrath....

So I've come into work early to bless my company with my morning breath, and thought, hey, with this extra time I should make a news post here.

As most of the people concerned know, the Bus-o-Love from Melbourne will not stop all stations. Infact, it won't even depart the first station. Amongs news that a previous hirer has SMASHED the bus we're supposed to take, turns out that when they found me a replacement, we didn't have the people to go anyway. So yeah...that was fucked.

Now we're trying to get transport up for the remaining hardc0re ppl and we even looked at hiring an Audi A4!!! Turns out you need to be over 30 to hire one....pfft...sif geeky hooligans....I just wanted it for the 18 cupholders.

Anyway, the BMW Z3 is also booked out (not that we even got to asking how MUCH it was to hire)....point is some clown has hired it and a suit to pick up chicks on the TFL2 weekend. We were actually gonna use it as legitimate transport...and say stuff like "BOND....Lev Bond" a lot...*shrugs*

So yeah....now we're probably gonna choof up in a Ford Station Wagon....OMG.....the LUXURY! Bonus is, it apparently comes with a set of screaming kids, surplus camping gear and an array of inflatable pool toys (no need to mention this will STILL come in handy).

Anywho...gotta cash in on being at work early and hang around the front door with my "clipboard".

See yas at TFL2....

I played paintball on Sunday with the OCAU fellas. I have so many bruises and welts and I ache all over. Muchos fun was had by all. My girlfriend and I layed the smack down in the Sup'Air 10-a-side tourney. She took out two guys (including a trés cool "surrender" move) before getting zotted. I took out three guys and grabbed the flag for a mad length-of-the-field run to cap and win the game. [no you fagh0ts I did not camp outside our respawn] Last night in the AQU Q3F game we spanked F+ on smartbases. 130 - 20. GG fellas. I know all clans fear my phat nozzle. As well they should. Apparently we won a forts scrim 70 - 0 as well. Good to see the team back in form. I love you guys.

One month to go until TFL2. I've cleaned my PC and bathed by mousepad. Mum's knitting me a "PnP" jumper which should rock with the chicks. /me winks at Chunka

I've MP3ed all my Barry White albums, but pls don't all leech at once cause I don't want it to affect my CS pings.

Played QWTF vs KwK for a lovely win, and KeA, tDc and LAG in Q3F also winning...pheer Sandz's red aa grens...

Ummm, Minbari and FB are apparently playing Street Tennis with big heads...not quite sure what that is about but it's always good to see diversity.

I'm done...

Marsh has fully joined the ranks now. Im not informed of all the details of this but, tis all good from out perspective. Many a frageth.

Hi fellow gang members, I felt it was time that I posted a bit of news, seeing as the main page is now BLANK. Well things are kinda hectic for everyone of late, work, uni, school exams and stuff getting to everyone :). So things are kinda quiet in the social lives aspect, apart from emhaitches and Silvia Saints split. Yes its all over, Silvia said in a press conference today that the Hungarian pornstar was no longer her partner after the couple fought over whether to get chicken burgers or eat proper food in bondi. Emhaitch insisted on chicken burgers and silvia just couldnt handle the pressure and has now decided to hook up with other pnp porn star Fat Boy.

Note this picture has not beed edited. Good day

Now to local news, I have come across a rare photo of Helmy and Adix in sunny, cough cough, Adelaide, preparing for a night on the town. What Studs! You must ask tho, which of the brothers is the one with the elephant ass! MH

As you would well know by now, Cann has been honing his rocketlauncher and grenade skills for ages. He hasnt been seen around much lately, and the real reason is, is that he has been conscripted in the Russian Special Forces and sent to the Middle East on assignment for secret duties to help in the fight against terrorism. But what is his task you may wonder? Well, according to this recent picture of him taken from Krackurballzonacar, deep inside enemy territory, his 'blowing' prowess has been put to good use ;P MH

Well Marsh has joined the already strong line up in our Q3F Team, Welcome Marsh! Hope to have many a frag wib joo.

Played tDc in q3f,
stag PnP: 60 tDc: 10 GG and well played.
well PnP: 130 tDc: 30 something like that, was shambles, tdc had no one ledt, basically bcame public game

And we played some other games too.

Apprently PnP lost to FV in the oztf semi finals.

Since I wasnt there, I cant comment on the scores ect.. they can be found on the qwtf site.

Anyways, gg FV.

As Dr Claw would say "Next time gadget, next time"

And as Penny would say "Deeper, harder faster FATBOY!!"

Meh.

That is all.

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As you may or may not know, today is Fat Boy's Bday. I was lucky enough to be invited up for his special bday dinner celebrations. His wonderful and sweet partner, Kerry, decided to go all out this year to spice up their love life. Just before I left the dinner party, I spotted Kerry with her new makeup on. She assured me that this was what turned the big man on. Take a look at how lucky a man FB is ..... OOOOOHHH HOT MAMMA, GO KERRY GO!@!!!!~! MH

Vipe owns me.

I will be breaking his fingers at TFL2

That is all.

We at PnP pride oureselves upon our levels of intelligence, and we savour the long, riveting, netside chats that we engage in each evening. For some of us oldies there is nothing better than winding up the gramaphone, donning ones favourite bath robe and slippers and relaing with a cup of twinings english breakfast whilst savouring over every word our clan members enunciate. Here is but one example of such sheer brilliance:

[19:30] (@Sold): moles
[19:30] (@Slappa): scrags
[19:31] (@beer): madam
[19:31] (@Sold): misssy
[19:31] (@beer): matronage
[19:31] (@Sold): madmazielle
[19:31] (@Slappa): blonde sucki sucki whore
[19:31] (@beer): wench
[19:31] (@Sold): TART
[19:32] (@beer): maiden
[19:32] (@Slappa): slapppa-penis-sitter-onerrra
[19:32] (@beer): squaw
[19:33] (@Slappa): dyke
[19:33] (@beer): hmm
[19:33] (@beer): all out
[19:33] (@beer): gynecaeum
[19:33] (@beer): !
[19:34] (@Slappa): witch
[19:38] (@Slappa): faghag

As you can see, nothing but the finest for this clan. The depth, the subtelty, and fever purveyed by such words is more than evident from this example. I hope that you have all gleaned something from this.


MH

One of the best things about life IMHO, is the way you can compare 2 completely different events, and draw similar situations out of each event.

For example... Lets look @ Newcastle Vs Parramatta (NRL Grand Final played last night)... and... PnP Vs FV (QWTF Semi final... also played last night).

Parramatta, never deserved to win that game, they are big game chokers, who are too cocky for my liking.... FV... are the same.

1.
Parra - "The referee sucked"
FV - "The server sucked"

2.
Parra - "The ground was slippery"
FV - "The PL was bad"

3.
Parra - "We couldn't handle the pressure"
FV - "We couldn't handle the pressure"

4.
Parra - "Once they scored, we knew it was over"
FV - "Once they score we knew it was over" - Insert FAKELAG command here

5.
Parra - "They beat us through the forwards"
FV - "We got carved up the ass from Sandz, Minbari and Soldier"

Isn't life just full of great moments?

Thankyou.

Just wishing a big GOOD LUCK tonight for the PnP QWTF side, who do battle against the evil dwafes from FV (Filthy Vagina).

You remember FV, the "clan" that ran 2 jet planes into the World Trade Tower buildings? Yes those EVIL FV creeps.

Go strong PnP and defeat FV, in the battle being called "Infinite Justice".

May God be with the strong and just PnP team.

**FatBoy**

Always PnP, always with God.

7 Reasons why school holidays SUCK.

1. More shitty little brats surfing on MY waves

2. More people visit the Gold Coast = More work for me at the Bottleshop = Me having to actually work for my pay (not good)

3. Little 16 and 17 year olds trying to buy alcohol

5. Parents on holidays with their kids working out at my gym, with their 40 year old flabby guts,taking the leg machine for FUCKING EVER.

6. Less bandwith for me to download Rocco porn off the net.

7. Little fags on game servers being general fuckheads and anooying little shits.

Thankyou.

I had some news here but I've been asked to remove it :( then i decided to put it back. LAG*T'lexii, [NME]Lain and myself have made it to the Q3F Beta2 test team. That’s about all I can say at this time. Rules are pretty strict on what I can talk about. At the current time Lain has still not signed up. His words were hehe i'm always the last to find out .. i thought it was some joke or something

Something I found in my archive of pics from Uni.
Yer thats me, and no thats NOT Kerry.. Shhhhh Secret Squirrels FB